Alex Schmidt
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4 Ways Terrible Zombie Movies Foretell the End of Society
We're headed for major trouble, because if nothing changes, our most culturally important movie genre will get Winchestered, double-tapped, and finally put out of its misery.
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- By Alex Schmidt
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How Marvel Tricked You Into Seeing 'Guardians of the Galaxy'
If this wasn't a Marvel Studios movie, it would've been exiled to the Stygian wastelands that is the month of February.
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- By Robert Evans, David Christopher Bell, J.F. Sargent, Alex Schmidt
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4 Ways 'Planet of the Apes' Has Made Actors Obsolete
: Acting is no longer just an actor's craft. It's become a special effect.
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- By Robert Evans, David Christopher Bell, J.F. Sargent, Alex Schmidt
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5 Ways Internet Headlines Fool You Into Clicking On Crap
Apparently lying to millions of people is fine as long as you do it with the right headline.
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- By Robert Evans, David Christopher Bell, J.F. Sargent, Alex Schmidt
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4 Reasons 'Transformers 4' May Prevent a U.S.-Chinese War
Hollywood loves the hell out of China, because China loves Hollywood more than anyone else in the world. And that is what's preventing WW3.
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- By Robert Evans, David Christopher Bell, J.F. Sargent, Alex Schmidt
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5 Real Baby Names That Won't Make Any Sense in a Few Years
In about 20 years you'll see a lot of embarrassed adults with baffling names.
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- By Alex Schmidt
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3 Reasons People Think The NBA Is as Rigged as Wrestling
What proof do these lunatics have to support such outrageous claims? Well, how about all of this?
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- By Alex Schmidt
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Why Lifelong Jobs Are a Thing Of the Past
The papacy is a lifetime gig, leaving many people confused as to why he would suddenly have the gall to quit without dying.
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- By Alex Schmidt
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3 Insulting Things Named After Famous People
It's not until you reach a certain station in life that people start naming things after you. It's supposed to be an honor, but sometimes, famous people end up with their names attached to some truly terrible things.
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- By Alex Schmidt
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3 Adorable Animals the Internet Loves (Are Going Extinct)
Just because you spent your entire 2012 looking up cute critters on the Internet, don't assume that means they're all going to be with us forever.
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