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5 Foods That Are Technically Alive
5 Foods That Are Technically Alive

Your favorite Super Bowl dipping sauce included

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There Are So Many Better Reasons to Despise Tim Allen Than the One Twitter’s Using
There Are So Many Better Reasons to Despise Tim Allen Than the One Twitter’s Using

Twitter says that Tim Allen thinks dogs are incapable of love — if that was the worst thing about him, he might have been in ‘Lightyear’

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61 Trivia Tidbits About Jon Stewart on His 61st Birthday
61 Trivia Tidbits About Jon Stewart on His 61st Birthday

Do not ask him about deep dish pizza

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5 Insidious Product Placements You Didn’t Even Notice
5 Insidious Product Placements You Didn’t Even Notice

Tom Cruise’s whole image is an ad

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Five Great Chris Farley ‘SNL’ Sketches That Don’t Involve Matt Foley
Five Great Chris Farley ‘SNL’ Sketches That Don’t Involve Matt Foley

Not all of Farley’s best took place in a van down by the river

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Sean Hannity Surprise Drops His Cancel-Culture Christmas Comedy Film ‘Jingle Smells’
Sean Hannity Surprise Drops His Cancel-Culture Christmas Comedy Film ‘Jingle Smells’

Hannity released his first anti-woke holiday comedy the day before Thanksgiving

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Dan Harmon Applauds the ‘Silent Majority’ of the ‘Rick and Morty’ Fanbase Who Haven’t Melted Down Over the Recast
Dan Harmon Applauds the ‘Silent Majority’ of the ‘Rick and Morty’ Fanbase Who Haven’t Melted Down Over the Recast

Harmon says he’s even been able to lurk in the ‘Rick and Morty’ subreddit this season

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Matt Rife, Tom Segura and Friends Discuss If Comedy Audiences Are Too Sensitive
Matt Rife, Tom Segura and Friends Discuss If Comedy Audiences Are Too Sensitive

‘Sometimes you just want to be reckless’

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Roseanne Barr Nominates Herself As Trump VP Candidate
Roseanne Barr Nominates Herself As Trump VP Candidate

Who’s the best Trump VP option? ‘Me’

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Anti-Woke ‘South Park’ Fans Don’t Understand That ‘Joining The Panderverse’ Made Fun of Them, Too
Anti-Woke ‘South Park’ Fans Don’t Understand That ‘Joining The Panderverse’ Made Fun of Them, Too

‘Put a chick in it, make her gay!’ has already become a rallying cry for every Cartman on the internet

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The Worst Sitcom Christmas Episodes
The Worst Sitcom Christmas Episodes

Find the gift receipt because Reddit wants to return that Scrooge parody

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What Makes the Perfect Gag Gift?
What Makes the Perfect Gag Gift?

Gag gift experts offer their advice on the perfect present to generate a laugh

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The Best Times Springfield Elementary Was the Worst School in the World
The Best Times Springfield Elementary Was the Worst School in the World

Fans pick their favorite ‘Simpsons’ moments that show how shoddy Springfield’s education system really is

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John Candy Didn’t Disappoint College Student Conan O’Brien
John Candy Didn’t Disappoint College Student Conan O’Brien

‘He was everything I wanted him to be’

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Four Health Fads That Are Just Research Errors
Four Health Fads That Are Just Research Errors

These researchers might have imbibed way too much of that red wine they swear is the secret to living a long life

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