Cracked Archive

The New Batman Should Be George Clooney ... Seriously

Give the 'ER' guy another shot


Scandinavian Birthdays Are Dark AF

Probably to scare away outsiders who want in on all that socialism and winter fashion.


Into The Dark World Of YouTube Blood Rituals

'What’s up YouTube, it’s ya boi the Blood Warlock.'


4 Celebrities Whose Reputations Have Reversed Completely

The number one rule of fame is 'quit while you're ahead' ... or is it?


The Janky Bootleg Version Of 'Karate Kid' (From The Actual Crew)

The low-fi camcorder version you didn’t know you needed.


6 Crazy Tales Of Japan's Two Badass Robin Hood Figures

Japan had not one, but two crazy awesome Japanese Robin Hoods ...


The Weird, Weird Tale Of Mike The Headless Chicken

For all we know, Mike was blessed by some very sick god and could have lived for hundreds of years.


'Olympus Has Fallen' Made D.C. Takeovers Look Harder To Do ...

'Olympus has Fallen' suddenly hits a little different.


55 Incompetent Criminals To Make You Feel Instantly Smarter

Crimes blow up in criminals' dumb criminal faces.


Eagle-Eyed Fans Draw Similarities Between Old Episodes of 'The Simpsons,' Capitol Attack

I wonder what Matt Groening's 2021 bingo card looks like ...


TikTok Teens Hope Capitol Attack Serves As A Wake Up Call To Congress To Act On School Shootings

Congressional Representatives, they're (now) just like TikTok teens!