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Cracked Archive

The New Batman Should Be George Clooney ... Seriously

Give the 'ER' guy another shot

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Scandinavian Birthdays Are Dark AF

Probably to scare away outsiders who want in on all that socialism and winter fashion.

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Into The Dark World Of YouTube Blood Rituals

'What’s up YouTube, it’s ya boi the Blood Warlock.'

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4 Celebrities Whose Reputations Have Reversed Completely

The number one rule of fame is 'quit while you're ahead' ... or is it?

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The Janky Bootleg Version Of 'Karate Kid' (From The Actual Crew)

The low-fi camcorder version you didn’t know you needed.

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6 Crazy Tales Of Japan's Two Badass Robin Hood Figures

Japan had not one, but two crazy awesome Japanese Robin Hoods ...

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The Bizarre Search for the Author of The Awful 'Harry Potter' Fic 'My Immortal'

It definitely has a better plot.

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Keanu Reeves' 'Johnny Mnemonic,' The Movie Everyone Crapped On, Was Actually Right

Critics owe Keanu an apology

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The Weird, Weird Tale Of Mike The Headless Chicken

For all we know, Mike was blessed by some very sick god and could have lived for hundreds of years.

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The Con Man So Good, He Had Mind Control Powers (Basically)

Sometimes if you yell

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'Olympus Has Fallen' Made D.C. Takeovers Look Harder To Do ...

'Olympus has Fallen' suddenly hits a little different.

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55 Incompetent Criminals To Make You Feel Instantly Smarter

Crimes blow up in criminals' dumb criminal faces.

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BREAKING: President Trump Is Now Permanently Banned From Twitter

It only took 1449 days ...

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Eagle-Eyed Fans Draw Similarities Between Old Episodes of 'The Simpsons,' Capitol Attack

I wonder what Matt Groening's 2021 bingo card looks like ...

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TikTok Teens Hope Capitol Attack Serves As A Wake Up Call To Congress To Act On School Shootings

Congressional Representatives, they're (now) just like TikTok teens!

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