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6 Lessons Children's Shows Taught Parents Instead

Sometimes children's shows end up teaching parents a much needed lesson.


Lovecraft's Teen Debut Is More Cringe Than Cosmic Horror

It was a long journey from Chuck the Sorcerer to Cthulhu.


5 Surprising Marijuana Moving Celebs

More and more celebrities and popular figures are getting into the pot game.


3 Dark Realities of British Royal Life According to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

Being a royal is more than just tiaras and formal engagements.


5 People In The News (And Their WTF Side Stories Everyone Forgot)

When you peer beyond the headlines, things get stupid really fast.


Toys Have Shifted With Us In Boffo Ways During All This

No, we're not talking about the toys you keep in your nightstand.


4 Falcon And Winter Soldier Stories Marvel Wants To Forget About

Falcon's 1970s costume and Bucky's cross-dressing PROBABLY won't show up on Disney+.


'Alien': The Terrible Toy Line Destined To Fail

What kid wouldn’t want to cuddle with a Xenomorph?


We Need A Brigid of Kildare Movie -- Ireland's Coolest Saint

Brigid of Kildare is the patron saint of Ireland, milkmaids, and apparently not giving a damn.


The Most Horrific Kids' Cartoon ... Is Claymation Mark Twain?

Plunge your overactive at-home kids into the Nietzschean void with this claymation romp.


5 Of America's Big Cities (That Have Underreported Downsides)

America is an incredibly vast and diverse country. Every town has its own problems, which are often completely incomprehensible to people even the next state over.


'Back to the Future's Writer Made An Insane 'Interactive' Movie

A kid's movie featuring robots, racism, and bondage?