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The Next 'Animal Crossing' Is A Little Known Indie Game Announced Under The Radar
The Next 'Animal Crossing' Is A Little Known Indie Game Announced Under The Radar

Tom Nook is jealous of this tropical island paradise.

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The Time 'Ultima Online' Created The Garden Of Eden (And Players Immediately Destroyed It)
The Time 'Ultima Online' Created The Garden Of Eden (And Players Immediately Destroyed It)

They eradicated all wildlife so quickly that many players never even knew the game's ecosystem had ever been a thing.

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Why ‘Walk Hard’ Is The Greatest Music Biopic Ever Made
Why ‘Walk Hard’ Is The Greatest Music Biopic Ever Made

The Dewey Cox Story is simultaneously the best parody and the best example of the rock star biopic genre

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5 Astonishing Movie And TV Creations (Made By Fans)
5 Astonishing Movie And TV Creations (Made By Fans)

There are three types of fans in this world. This type's our favorite.

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5 Groundbreaking Video Game Mechanics That Didn’t Go Anywhere
5 Groundbreaking Video Game Mechanics That Didn’t Go Anywhere

Video game evolution tends to favor safe profitability over deranged originality.

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Assassin's Creed Reveals That The Horse Has A Horrifying Human Skeleton
Assassin's Creed Reveals That The Horse Has A Horrifying Human Skeleton

Really puts the 'mare' in nightmare.

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16 Facts About The History Of Rock 'N' Roll
16 Facts About The History Of Rock 'N' Roll

These legends of music had truly bizarre lives.

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How DC Crossovers Inspired The Boys' 'Herogasm'
How DC Crossovers Inspired The Boys' 'Herogasm'

'Herogasm' is basically 'Crisis on Infinite ****s.'

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Family Guy: 20 Cutaway Scenes For The Ages
Family Guy: 20 Cutaway Scenes For The Ages

These cutaways are better than the time I met Sting at a bee convention.

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Ancient People Loved Pee (VIDEO)
Ancient People Loved Pee (VIDEO)

As if you DON'T brush your teeth with piss.

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Good Lord, Recast Ezra Miller Already
Good Lord, Recast Ezra Miller Already

‘The Flash’ should star … literally anyone else.

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4 Comedians Playing Comedians Who Nearly Went Over the Edge
4 Comedians Playing Comedians Who Nearly Went Over the Edge

Playing a comedian may be hazardous to your health.

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4 Famous Musicians With Bizarre Obsessions
4 Famous Musicians With Bizarre Obsessions

Fun fact: out-of-shape '70s Elvis could have kicked your tush.

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