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Velma Is East Asian In Mindy Kaling's New Scooby-Doo Spinoff, And Racists Are Being Crybabies About It
Velma Is East Asian In Mindy Kaling's New Scooby-Doo Spinoff, And Racists Are Being Crybabies About It

Ugh.

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4 Famous People Driven Insane By Ayn Rand
4 Famous People Driven Insane By Ayn Rand

A bunch of Rand-worshipping bozos fought reality and lost, and you might know some of them.

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How Scientology Allegedly Tried To Take Over A City In Florida
How Scientology Allegedly Tried To Take Over A City In Florida

Oh dear Xenu.

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4 Toilet Habits From Around The World (That Will Surprise The Average American)
4 Toilet Habits From Around The World (That Will Surprise The Average American)

Like Kit Kat flavors, there is an entire universe of different toilets designs out there.

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Attorney General Garland Says Investigating How ProPublica Obtained Billionaire Tax Data Is 'At The Top Of My List'
Attorney General Garland Says Investigating How ProPublica Obtained Billionaire Tax Data Is 'At The Top Of My List'

Priorities!

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Did Lorde Release "Solar Power" For The Sole Purpose Of Making A Butt Joke?
Did Lorde Release "Solar Power" For The Sole Purpose Of Making A Butt Joke?

Here's what we know about the singer's cheeky move.

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At Least 13 Indonesian McDonalds Locations Forced To Shutter Due To Popularity of BTS Meal
At Least 13 Indonesian McDonalds Locations Forced To Shutter Due To Popularity of BTS Meal

Fans may have a little too much love for the Boy(s) With Luv.

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4 Ways 'Diablo II' Changed Gaming Forever
4 Ways 'Diablo II' Changed Gaming Forever

The real test of a game's greatness is how much it was ripped off by other successful games. And 'Diablo II' is maybe the most ripped-off game of all time.

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'Loki' is the Most '90s Thing Marvel Has Made
'Loki' is the Most '90s Thing Marvel Has Made

Just short of putting Loki in flannel and ripped jeans

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5 Hopelessly Outdated National Stereotypes That Won't Die
5 Hopelessly Outdated National Stereotypes That Won't Die

No one place is perfect, despite what your bumper sticker insists. Might be time to stop putting so much stock in cliched preconceptions.

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Texas Rep. Asks If Government Agencies Can Change The Orbit of The Earth, The Moon, To Solve Climate Change
Texas Rep. Asks If Government Agencies Can Change The Orbit of The Earth, The Moon, To Solve Climate Change

Uhhhhh, I don't think that's how that works.

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Overhaul of The Powerpuff Girls Reboot Unrelated To Allegedly Terrible Leaked Script, Bubbles Actress Says
Overhaul of The Powerpuff Girls Reboot Unrelated To Allegedly Terrible Leaked Script, Bubbles Actress Says

The only thing more evil than Mojo Jojo? Singlehandedly destroying the collective childhood of an entire generation.

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4 Bonkers Loki Plots Marvel Should Definitely Adapt For Disney+ (VIDEO)
4 Bonkers Loki Plots Marvel Should Definitely Adapt For Disney+ (VIDEO)

Before MCU Loki came along, the lovable scamp already had 50 years of villainous stories in the comic... and they're pretty wild.

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The New York Times Accidentally Publishes Story About Watermelons Growing On Mars
The New York Times Accidentally Publishes Story About Watermelons Growing On Mars

I want to believe ... in Martian fruit.

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5 Dubious Sounding Tricks People Are Claiming As Keys To Longer Life
5 Dubious Sounding Tricks People Are Claiming As Keys To Longer Life

We don't want to shuffle toward the embrace of death. There's simply too much to do.

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