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Ah, the stories of our beloved stars! From the days of their humble beginnings to their current successes, we have seen them through thick and thin. We’ve laughed at their awkward roles, cheered for their triumphs, and marveled at their transformations.
We’ve seen Tony Hawk as Skateboard Johnny sailing the seas of Captain Kangaroo’s show, David Bowie taking a stand for long-haired men everywhere, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s rocky start to stardom in Hercules in New York, Tom Hardy going from model to actor, Christian Bale from Lenor to Batman, and Chris Pratt not quite being a professional dancer. And, of course, there’s Jennifer Lawrence in her MTV commercial for My Super Sweet 16.
In this list, we’ll take a look at these stars’ awkward, uncool appearances when they were just starting out. From the silly to the strange, these stories will make you laugh, make you cringe, and ... cringe. And laugh. And laugh.
Hugh Jackman: From Coco the Clown to Wolverine.
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Man’s gotta eat, Brad Pitt quipped.
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Channing Tatum: From Florida stripper to 'G.I. Joe.'
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Sweet 16?
Skateboard Johnny sails the seas of Captain Kangaroo’s show.
Tom Hardy: From Model to Actor, always a Virile Virgo.
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Banana-dancing for smoothies: Megan Fox’s teenage dream.
Unknowns with bowl cuts: The ’95 classic!
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Chris Pratt: Not quite a professional dancer.
From sperm to superstar: Victoria Beckham’s rise to fame.
From Lenor to Batman.
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Arnold’s rocky start to stardom: ‘Hercules in New York.’
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Amy Adams: Hooters girl to Golden Globe winner.
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2Pac: From Ballet to Rap.
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