15 Times Superheroes Endorsed Real-Life Products (With Bonkers Results)

15 Times Superheroes Endorsed Real-Life Products (With Bonkers Results)

An evil supervillain has the city in a chokehold. The city is to give up its sovereignty, its wealth, its dignity in exchange for the lives of its denizens. We need a hero to stand up and rescue the city from this peril. Suddenly, in the horizon a figure emerges among the clouds. It is heading towards us. It is hope for us all.

Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… a Hostess fruit pie? Yes, even the most honorable and best superheroes aren’t immune to commercialization and capitalism. The Prime Video show The Boys brings this up in nearly every episode. Yet while we shouldn’t be shocked at our favorite superheroes being used to sell products, it can get pretty weird at what types of products they’re being used to sell.

At the end of Marvel’s first Avengers movie, we know the heroes supported a local shawarma place — but you still wouldn’t think that DC’s Justice League would just hang out at a Subway sandwich shop. And yet, they did.

More on that and other weird superhero endorsements below.

S.H.I.E.L.D. and Lexus

CRACKED.COM Weird Superhero Endorsements Lexus sponsored the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Coulson goes on a quest for revenge in the best possible way - driving a luxury S.U.V. from the good people at Lexus! A whole comic was dedicated to this. LAND LEISTEN

Sources: Marvel, CBR

The Avengers and Northrop Grumman

A Weird Superhero Endorsements The Avengers teamed up with a real life defense contractor. In 2017, Marvel partnered with Northrop Grumman and released a comic featuring the Avengers and Northrop Grumman's own hero team, N.G.E.N. It was quickly dropped because what the hell, Marvel. CRACKED.COM

Source: Asset Pharmacy

Daredevil and Hostess Fruit Pies

wow! REAL FRUIT FILLING- I'VE GOT TO STOP HIM. THESE HOSTESS APPLE AND CHERRY. AND A FRUIT PIES MIGHT HELP. HE MUST HAVE WORKED UP AN APPETITE BY NOW! LIGHT, TENDER CRUST. DELICIOUS! Weird Superhero Endorsements Daredevil beats a baby man by feeding him Hostess Fruit Pies. The Man Without can't seem to beat this random swole baby-looking man, so he tosses some dry, sugary fruit pastry bombs at him. HEY, DAREDEVIL, WHAT I DON'T KNOW! 1 JUST MURDOCK? Z THOUGHT YOU DON'T MENTION WERE WE FIGHTING ASKED YOU WHAT YOU SAID I SMELL OF DIRTY IT. I NEEDED ABOUT,

Source: Comic Vine

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