35 Medical Facts We Wish Weren’t True (But Unfortunately Are)
No, no thank you

Human bodies were an absolute mistake, and we humbly await the future where we can upload our consciousnesses to cold and uncaring computer systems, and maybe live as cool robots or something. Until then, though, we’re stuck with these dumb meat sacks, and all of the farts and burps and chewing and growths that come with it.
Jawbone in the Eye

I'm starting with the man in the mirror...

Didn't need to see this one

"Retained Surgical Items"

This makes sense? We guess?

The mystery of left boobs

Your eyes know how to breathe!

See? Gaming isn't for nothing

3 kidneys!

Brain Age

Alcohol prescriptions are real

Your tongue print is individual

The Liver is Magic

Dem baby bones

Cats: They're just like us

"Bagel-Related Injuries"

Why you have sweaty feet

Fetus' got your back, bro

Hickeys

Sudoku Seizures

Ol' Corkscrew Gullet

Green Blood?

Babies Having Babies

The 60 Year Old Fetus

No smelling while sleeping

Fingernails vs Toenails

The secret to a bigger penis (your arm skin)

Redheads and pain

The brain in your stomach

Science is amazing. And Gross.

Too Many Hiccups

Thanks, water!

Sleep is, like, really important

Your heart doesn't need to beat, we guess?

No pain? Lots of problems.
