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A Powerpuff Girls reboot being made. It still is, because we live in a broken, fractured timeline that God turned his back on. Powerpuff (because the “Girls” part was implied) follows Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup as they just kinda, ya know, hang out. It’s a CW show, there’s only so much room in the budget, and hiring Dove Cameron took all of it.

Whitewash Retcon

What's wrong with the Powerpuff Girls reboot Whitewashing Featuring racially diverse Powerpuff Girls, the show reframes the cartoon as a whitewashed adaptation of their childhood. CRACKED.COM

Source: Junkee

Humor

What's wrong with the Powerpuff Girls reboot Edgy jokes The screenplay had jokes about triggering someone, and Blossom walking in on Buttercup right after she finished (having sex). INT. POWERPUFF GIRLS HOME - HALLWAY/BUTTERCUP'S ROOM - DAY Blossom heads upstairs where the BUMPING SOUND continues from Buttercup's room, then abruptly stops. Blossom opens the door and finds Buttercup in bed with MACY, the woman she eyed at the bar the night before. They've just finished. CRACKED.COM

Source: Out Magazine

Diablo Cody

What's wrong with the Powerpuff Girls reboot Diablo Cody Best known for Jennifer's Body and Juno, Cody is a fantastic writer - and the weirdest choice for the '50s/'6Os/anime/bubblegum pop stylings of the Powerpuff Girls. CRACKED.COM

Source: Out Magazine

Narrator

What's wrong with the Powerpuff Girls reboot The Narrator Despite attempting to be a super sexy reboot, the original show's narrator is coming back. Presumably to talk about Bubbles' fun abortion? CRACKED.COM

Source: ComingSoon.net

Take Two

What's wrong with the Powerpuff Girls reboot Powerpuff Redux While the show was attacked for being too campy and too sexy, it's still in development, currently being rewritten and recast. CRACKED.COM

Source: MovieWeb

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