12 Sex Scenes Deleted From Our Favorite Movies

12 Sex Scenes Deleted From Our Favorite Movies

Deleted scenes often have a reason to be excised from the films they’re a part of, but sometimes this leaves funny, memorable, or even necessary scenes on the cutting room floor. Sometimes though, the cutting room floor is just like a serial killer's backyard -- littered with boobies, butts, and ding-dongs. (One of you out there is laughing right now going, “Ha, it's true, my backyard is littered with the refuse of bodies from the lives I’ve destroyed,” and we just wanna say, “thanks.”) 

Here are some deleted scenes from a bunch of your favorite movies, that cut the reason everyone between 12 and 15 would even watch these movies — for all the glorious, icky, squishy sexy nudey sex sex scenes. If you compiled the list below into a movie, it would be the world's most disjointed but absolutely sexiest film — a real Film 69, if you catch our drift. Without any further ado, come on down and see the peepshow.

Bridgerton

Deleted Sex Scenes Bridgerton There are at least ten sex scenes that didn't make it into the show, including one featured in the trailer! CRACKED.COM

Source: The Tab

Team America: World Police

Deleted Sex Scenes Team America: World Police The film was resubmitted tons of times to avoid an NC-17 rating, with more and more edits to the minutes-long puppet sex scene, leading to a veritable serial killer's fridge of cut shots. CRACKED.COM

Source: The Guardian

Nymphomaniac

Deleted Sex Scenes Nymphomaniac There are two different versions of this Lars von Trier film: the theatrical release and the much longer Nymphomaniac cut - the way the film is supposed to be seen, with explicit and sex and all. CRACKED.COM

Source: Vulture

Breaking Dawn

Deleted Sex Scenes Breaking Dawn The Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart sex scene was cut down due to too much steaminess. CRACKED.COM

Source: IMDb

The Breakfast Club

Deleted Sex Scenes CHAMPIO OL The Breakfast Club The gang peeping on a nude swimming coach was removed because the female cast hated it (or because the actress wasn't a cool kid, depending on who you ask). CRACKED.COM

Source: Cinemablend

Avatar

Deleted Sex Scenes Avatar There originally was more blue antenna touching. (James Cameron's true intention is to make the world's first billion-dollar grossing furry porn, and he's using Avatar as cover to pull it off.) CRACKED.COM

Source: MTV

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