Tell Us Now: 13 Spells We'd Love To Use (Responsibly)

Tell Us Now: 13 Spells We'd Love To Use (Responsibly)

The most magical part of fantasy media is world-building. It’s fun to imagine the mundane aspects of going to school at Brabkebill University or playing vampire baseball. Although it wouldn’t make for good entertainment, taking a nap in the Weasleys’ house would be a fun experience.

We asked Cracked readers on Facebook, “What spell from a movie or TV show would you want to be real?” Not all the answers were from a movie or TV show … or even a spell … but we’ll let it slide. We are talking about fictional abilities anyway, so we won’t get hung up on such technicalities. Although we were disappointed no one said the ability to freeze time from Sabrina: The Teenage Witch (which is obviously the correct answer), you all had a variety of interesting answers.  Too many of you said Thanos’ snap, and look, we’re not disappointed, we’re just really, really worried about you.

Unrelenting Force

... TELL US NOW. UNRELENTING FORCE SKYRIM Joshua C. would love to use the dragon shout, saying, Fus Roh Dah!!!! The surefire way to get rid of people you don't want to talk to, restore personal space, and clear long lines at the store. CRACKED.COM

Mage Hand

... TELL US NOW. MAGE HAND D&D P.J.A. wants to be able to control a spectral, floating hand so I can remotely adjust the masks on people who wear them under their noses. CRACKED.COM

The Voice

... TELL US NOW. BENE GESSERIT VOICE DUNE Jeff А. wants to use the Voice to influences others to do things they normally wouldn't do. We hope they would use it responsibly. CRACKED.COM

Underpants Dance

... TELL US NOW. UNDERPANTS DANCE DRAGON QUEST Chantal S. wants the ability to do the dance that startles enemies and can cause them to laugh, though they add that they think it might already work in real-life. CRACKED.COM

Conjuring Spirits

... TELL US NOW. CONJURING SPIRITS UMBRELLA ACADEMY Stephanie L. tells us, I wouldn't mind having the power to summon the dead like Klaus can in Umbrella Academy. I'd love to talk to my dad again. CRACKED.COM

Time Manipulation

... TELL US NOW. TIME MANIPULATION DOCTOR STRANGE Craig H. wishes they could use the spell the Ancient One uses to prolong her life. CRACKED.COM

Metamorphie Faciesse

... TELL US NOW. METAMORPHIE FACIESSE LITTLE WITCH ACADEMIA Malinda W. shares, If a witch has a handle on that spell, they Lorem ipsum can transform into darn near anything. I'd use that to transform into all kinds of animals and explore the world, from the tallest mountains to the deepest oceans. CRACKED.COM


... TELL US NOW. INFLUENCE THE ALMIGHTY JOHNSONS John S. wants to have the ability to influence people like Bragi on The Almighty Johnsons, saying, I wish I could hypnotize people like he can. CRACKED.COM

The Drum Solo of Life

... TELL US NOW. THE DRUM SOLO OF LIFE AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE COLON MOVIE FILM FOR THEATERS Veronica S. wishes they had the power like when Neil Pert's drum solo revives Meatwad after he was shot in the head in the movie. CRACKED.COM

Dragon Slave

... TELL US NOW. DRAGON SLAVE SLAYERS Christopher P. wants to be able to use the strong black magic spell that calls upon the powers of Ruby Eye Shabranigdu to strike with the strength to decimate a city. We don't want to know how they'd use it. CRACKED.COM

Body Swapping

... TELL US NOW. BODY SWAPPING CHUCKY Adam N. wants to use The soul-swapping spell from the Chucky movies. Whenever you get old, you could just swap your soul into someone else's body. And yes, that's morally dubious... but I have a simple solution... only use it on people who are totally brain-dead and will never wake up! CRACKED.COM


... TELL US NOW. APPARATION HARRY POTTER Tine L. thinks the instant magical power of transporation would be cool. Save on travel expenses. CRACKED.COM


... TELL US NOW. ACCIO HARRY POTTER Emily W. wants access to the summoning charms so I could find the darn remote Loremipsum every time the boys misplace it. CRACKED.COM
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