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45 Facts About Sex To Arouse Your Brain

By:: Brian C. Miller; Cracked Writers

October 01, 2021

45 Facts About Sex To Arouse Your Brain

People have been having sex for… all of human history, and there are still so many surprises. Here are some of the wildest facts we've found that are keeping that bedroom magic alive.

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THE UNITED STATES OF PENIS SEE HOW EACH STATE RANKS IN AVERAGE JUNK SIZE Men in Alaska sport some of the smallest penises in America. BIG SMALL TEEN HENTAI FEMALE TEEN FRIENDLY THREESOME FEMALE FEMALE EBONY FRIENDLY FRIENDLY EBONY TEEN TEEN ANAL BIG TITS Women NDAC in Alaska do searches for more GRACKED.COM Big Dick than any EBO other porn BIG DICK category. ASIAN Compensating? The Most Viewed Categories by Women When compared to women elsewhere in the United States — Source: 25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)

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United States Census 1.1% of all U.S. adults identify their sexual orientation as something else GRAGKED.COM — Source: 25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)

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Researchers were surprised to discover that what they had assumed were mere boasts by middle-aged Aka and Ngandu tribesman in central Africa were true, most of the couples engage in sexual activities 3-4 times PER NIGHT. CRACKED.COM Pregnant women there view semen as helping the fetus develop. They additionally had no terms for homosexuality or masturbation which were virtually non- existent (though not criminal) in their cultures. — Source: 25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)

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We're probably not getting less perverted as a society over time, but we may be losing interest in some of our former kinks. This chart shows a strong and definite decrease in people googling donkey shows, which are...performances...where a donkey and...usually a woman...get it on. 2005 2007 2000 2011 2013 2015 Oh, that spike in 2006? That was when Clerks II came out, which has this one subplot... GRACKED.COM — Source: 25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)

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According to a global sex survey conducted by condom manufacturer Durex back in 2005, people worldwide are having sex for the first time at an average age of 17.3 CRACKED.COM years old ICELANDERS take the lead by losing their virginity at 15.6 years of age. Americans trail at 16.9 and Indians pop their cherries at the ripe old age of 19.8 years old The survey also notes that young people continue to have sex at an earlier age than previous generations so it's possible those numbers could be significantly lower by now — Source: 25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)

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The majority of the world's searches for My Little Pony porn come from the central European country of Belarus. Estonia Sweden Latvia Russia Lithuaria Minsk Netherlands Poland Belarus Great Britain Germany Belgium Czechia Ukraine Slovakia Switzerland Austria France Hungary Moldova Romania Serbia Italy Bulgaria CRACKED COM — Source: 25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)

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GRACKED.COM According to Harvard researcher Ben Edelman, Utah is the largest consumer of paid online porn in the United States. This is the same Utah that recently legally declared porn to be a public health crisis Mormons, which make up over 62% of Utah's population, are taught that there is no acceptable level of porn to watch and that anyone who watches is considered an addict. — Source: 25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)

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According to Google Trends, people from Pakistan search for 'horse porn' the most when compared to the rest of the world! And specifically, most of these searches come from a city in Pakistan named Lahore. CRACKED.COM — Source: 25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)

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Age Proportions in Top 20 Traffic Countries Who said old 18-24 25-34 35-44 45-54 55-64 65+ Argentina 28% 29% 18% 12% 9% 4 Australia 32% 27% 16% 13% 8% 4 people don't Belgium 25% 26% 18% 15% 10% e Brazil 33% 29% 17% 10% 7% 4 watch porn? Canada 31% 28% 15% 14% 8% 4 Pornhub statistics reveal that France 27% 29% 10% 13% 10% 1 Germany 28% 25% 14% 14% 11% E old people (55+) make up India 49% 30% 8% 0% 4 4 about 10-19% of porn viewers Italy 25% 28% 20% 13% 8% e in their countries, — Source: 25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)

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FOR PEOPLE IN PAPUA NEW GUINEA, INTERNET IS APPARENTLY ONLY USED FOR PORN! DESPITE LOW RATES OF INTERNET USAGE, THIS SMALL COUNTRY WITH POPULATION LESS THAN 8 MILLION RANKS AS THE COUNTRY THAT HAS THE MOST SEARCHES FOR 'PORNOGRAPHY' COMPARED TO OTHER COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD. CRACKED COM — Source: 25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)

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Porn MD shows the top terms searched for on porn sites in certain countries. 12 of their countries: Algeria, Egypt, Iraq, Israel, Jordan, Lebanon, Libya, Morocco, Norway, South Africa, Syria, and Turkey All have Egypt or Egyptian as one of their top words. GRACKED COM — Source: 25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)

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GRAGKED.COM Married! Just South Dakota has a higher percentage of LGBT people than: CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC SEAL OF THE THE 1889 STATE OF WASHINGTON And 39 other states. — Source: 25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)

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GRACKED.COM Chikan: To silently grope someone you don't know, mainly on the train. In Japan, private clubs set up rooms to look like train cars that are equipped with traditional seats, train noises, and a lady lof your own to grope without the fear of being arrested on publicly persecuted. TRAVEL BY TRAIN Today! — Source: 25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)

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CRACKED.COM Fifty Shades Of Grey met with a lukewarm reception in Japanese cinemas (it was outsold nearly two-to-one by The Peanuts Movie, to put things in perspective). Apparently the Japanese can live their fetishes in real life instead of watching them on a screen. — Source: 25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)

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Android users are 19% more likely than iPhone users to search for porn involving marijuana. GRACKED.COM — Source: 25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)

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CRACKED.COM kim kardashian According to a study by PornHub, the most searched-for porn star in Australia is Kim Kardashian. — Source: 25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)

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CRACKED.COM Russian, Belarussian, Kyrgyzstani, Uzbek, and Ukranian women's top porn search term is anal. But it's not just a fascination amongst the former Soviet women. The women of Реги, Quebec, and Colorado are also searching to see it in the butt more than anything else. — Source: 25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)

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GRACKED.COM Between 1990 and 2014... a American recognition and acceptance of LGBT lifestyles rose from 13% to 49%. The same study found that along with general acceptance the amount of Americans who had a sexual experience with a same sex partner doubled in that time. — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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Couples that share housework have sex more often. The gender-neutral division of labor in the home can increase sexual frequency and satisfaction. Additionally, couples that don't divide chores based on traditional men's and women's tasks sometimes have even better sex lives than those who do. CRACKED.COM — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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A study has found that teen couples spend more time texting each other than spending time together in person! CRACKED.COM — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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GRACKED.COM HALF OF ALL MURDERED WOMEN... WERE MURDERED BY SOMEONE THEY WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH. — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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CRACKED.COM Are you sexually active? If you are, there is 50% chance of you getting infected with the human papillomavirus (HPV), which comes in the form of genital warts. In fact, it is estimated that 80% of women will get HPV by the time they reach 50. — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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Itsa Match. No - - - - strong - born A survey of more than 47,000 people shows that 30% of Tinder users are married. An additional 12% are in a relationship, while 54% are actually single. CRACKED.COM — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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GRACKED.COM SECOND AND THIRD MARRIAGES ARE MORE LIKELY TO END IN DIVORCE. The divorce rate in America for first marriage is 41% to 50%. Second marriages have a rate of 60% to 70%, while approximately 73% of third marriages fail. — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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CRACKED.COM A 2014 survey found that 17% of people in Britain (over 10 million people) would be prepared to have sex with an android! — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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Women are calmed by their boyfriend's or husband's scent. Researchers gave 96 women either a shirt with their partner's scent, a shirt with a stranger's scent, or an unworn shirt, without telling them which they got. Smelling the shirt with a stranger's scent elevated women's levels of cortisol (the stress hormone) during a stress test. Smelling the shirt with their partner's scent, and recognizing the scent, lowered their cortisol levels. CRACKED.COM — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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Think Size Matters? A study at UCLA found that 84% of women are pleased with their partner's parcel size. While only of penises are bigger 13% than 6.1 7 out of 8 women think that's just fine. 3 GRACKED.COM 1/2 2 — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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Donald Trump is a major deal breaker. OkCupid asked people what their deal breakers were. It turns out that 74% of those questioned would never date someone who supports Trump, while 11% would. CRACKED.COM — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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If it takes you a fraction of a second less than average to look away from an attractive person, you're half as likely to cheat. A 3.5-year study of 233 participants examined the relationship between their likelihood of cheating and ability to shift their attention away from attractive potential partners. And participants who looked away from a photo of somebody attractive a few hundred milliseconds sooner than average were almost 50% less likely to cheat. CRACKED.COM — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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As relationships mature, sexual activity increases over time. Sexual activity is seen more often in couples who have been married longer, after the initial downfall following the honeymoon phase. CRACKED.COM — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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People who are financially dependent on their spouses are more likely to cheat. Both men and women are more likely to cheat the more they depend on their partner financially. However, they don't cheat equally. In a year, there is a 5% chance that completely dependent women will cheat on their partner, and a 15% chance that dependent men will. CRACKED.COM — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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Only 32% CRACKED.COM of American adults planned to have SEX a on Valentine's Day, according to a 2017 survey. — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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Only 1 in 6 people aged 80 and over felt they had ENOUGH SEX in their lifetime. For those who are over 65, the only reason they would stop having sex is lack of opportunity. CRACKED.COM — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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A survey distributed by Stanford University found that habitual marijuana users were having roughly 20% more sex than non users. The study, which was adjusted for various demographics, found more sex was being had by users than people who abstained regardless of CRACKED.COM the fact that marijuana is thought to cause lower sperm rates and decreased libido. It is inconclusive whether there was a causal link. — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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CRACKED.COM 12 minutes is the average duration of a sexual episode between American couples, according to information collected by the Lovely & Lovely app. — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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Marital Problems? Watch a Chick ROBERT DEMI WOODH Flick VAUGHN JASCE BATEMAN JOH FAVREAU RECIDED MOORE HARRILION KEIGHT DAVIS SINCE AKERMAN TOTAL BELL REINO the de NOMINATED FOR . ACADEMY AWARDS AU MACGRAW RYAN O'NEAL LOVESTORY LOVE MEANS NEVER HAVING TO LAX YOU'RE SORTY AND INDECENT PROPOSAL COUPLESRETREAT - POP A study found that watching and discussing romantic movies that deal with relationship highs and lows can cut divorce rates by 50%, and is as effective as going to marriage counseling. It also has the benefit of being more accessible and affordable. CRACKED.COM — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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GRACKED.COM 60% of marriages at the age of 18 end up in a divorce. Only 30% marriages above the age of 2 3 fail. — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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People like SENDING NUDES. According to a survey, 47% of female respondents & 50% of male respondents HAVE SENT NUDE PHOTOS. GRAGKED.COM — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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Marry You by Bruno Mars and Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran are the two most popular wedding songs in the United States according to Spotify data. GRAGKED.COM — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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A shocking of women in 94% HOLLYWOOD, including directors, editors and actors, has experienced sexual harassment or assault. GRAGKED.COM — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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CRACKED.COM one in THRee MILLENIALS SAID THE FIRST THING THEY DO POST-COITAL IS GRAB THeIR PHones. But 28% admitted they really want to check their phones during sex, with 12% saying they usually do. — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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After hearing music, women are more attracted to men. In a University of Vienna study, women rated photos of men as more attractive, and were up to about 10% more likely to say they'd date the men, if they heard just 25 seconds of music earlier. Several types of music were tried, and highly stimulating and complex music had the most powerful effect. CRACKED.COM — Source: 25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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