Steal His Look: Jerry’s Fashion Throughout The Seasons
For 10 years, Jerry really had a wardrobe about nothing.
![Steal His Look: Jerry’s Fashion Throughout The Seasons](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/7/0/815770_320x180.jpg)
Are you thin, single, and neat? There's nothing wrong with that - just follow these style tips, from the '90s biggest fashion icon, to make sure you're looking your best!
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM PUFFY SHIRT A NEW FASHION LINE DEVELOPED BY A LOW TALKER SEASON 5 But, you don't want to be a pirate? Help dress an old buccaneer by donating it to the homeless.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/6/8/815768.jpg)
Sources for below entries: Seinfeld Wiki
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM FUR COAT он HE'S A DANDY, A REAL FANCY BOY SEASON 9 M FR Make sure to hold on to your black, leather thing with a strap. No, it's not a purse, it's European.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/6/7/815767.jpg)
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM SUEDE JACKET YOU CAN ALWAYS GET THE LINING REPLACED SEASON 2 Just do it before walking in the snow, or that will be a very, VERY expensive mistake.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/6/6/815766.jpg)
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM GOLDEN BOY SHIRT THE FIRST SHIRT JERRY WEARS AFTER DOING LAUNDRY, FOR SIX YEARS SEASON 5 But look, the collar is fraying. After too many wash cycles, pass the torch to Golden Boy's son: Baby Blue.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/6/2/815762.jpg)
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM COWBOY BOOTS WHEN ALL YOUR SNEAKERS ARE AT MOM AND POP'S SHOE CLEANERS 20 SEASON 6 PARKING AWAY ZO But, you don't want to be a cowboy? Better not try to run in them on concrete, or else you'll slip and crack a tooth.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/6/1/815761.jpg)
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM SIZE 31 JEANS JERRY IS PRETTY THIN SEASON 7 CARD Do you scratch off the 32 and write a 31? Your secret is safe with us - it's in the vault.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/6/5/815765.jpg)
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM GOLF SHIRT, TUCKED JUST WATCH THAT THE TOP BUTTON ISN'T IN NO MAN'S LAND SEASON 6 You may leave the dentist untucked. Are you sure you were tucked? You don't always tuck those in.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/6/3/815763.jpg)
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM NUTRIA FUR HAT A LOT CHEAPER THAN SABLE SEASON 8 Just don't get it wet - that can't be good for business. Or anybody.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/5/8/815758.jpg)
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM CRESTED SPORT COAT A LOANER FROM THE FRIARS' CLUB, WHEN YOU COME UNPREPARED SEASON 7 If you walk out of the club with the jacket, make sure the Flying Sandos Brothers don't make it disappear.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/6/0/815760.jpg)
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM TUXEDO YOU'VE GOT то LOOK YOUR BEST FOR PAGLIACCI SEASON 4 You can still feel tough, just take out a dollar bill and rip it in half in front of the opera crowd.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/5/7/815757.jpg)
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM WHITE SNEAKERS A '90s STAPLE SEASONS 1-9 Don't fret if the laces come undone and touch the floor of a public mens room, just toss them out.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/6/4/815764.jpg)
![COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM ORANGE JUMPSUIT HIGH VISIBILITY COTTON WITH A WHITE UNDERSHIRT; STAND OUT BY BLENDING IN SEASON 9 AAM COITY Sure, everyone else may be rocking the same outfit, but at least you won't have to worry about what you'll wear every day.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/5/9/815759.jpg)