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31 Super Weird Governments Projects That Actually Happened

August 20, 2023

Governments do some weird stuff sometimes — both in a good and a bad way. That said, we can probably all agree that CIA-run LSD brothels are probably not the best way to spend taxpayer money. Let’s take a loot at that and 30 other weird government projects below…

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The Pentagon has so far invested over $4 million on the NAV. (That's short for Nano Air Vehicle.) the NAV Not the NAV It's a robot hummingbird. It's 6 inches tall and weighs less than an ounce. And yes, it's for spying. CRACKED.COM http://www.avinc.com/nano — 20 Times Tax Money Was Flushed Down The Toilet

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Cities across the country are implementing gun buyback programs. RUD HC3832296 KB63832296 Buyback value: $50 - $250 Which are causing people to buy more guns. Not only are the collected guns not likely to be the ones used in violent crime, but a seller will often use the money to buy a new gun. CRACKED.COM http://www.independent.org/newsroom/article.asp?id=2128 — 20 Times Tax Money Was Flushed Down The Toilet

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For 10 years, the CIA ran Operation Midnight Climax. They had the full support and cooperation of the Federal Bureau of Narcotics and local police departments. It was a series of LSD brothels. In the 1950s, the CIA hired prostitutes to pick up johns and return them to a CIA safe house where they would be dosed with large amounts of LSD. Operatives would then observe and record their reactions from behind one-way mirrors. CRACKED.COM http://www.sanfranciscosentinel.com/?p=11209 — 20 Times Tax Money Was Flushed Down The Toilet

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The Finnish foreign ministry promoted the idea of päntsdrunk using emoji. It means drinking at home, by yourself, with no pants on. In addition to two emoji for the concept, the ministry also created a promotional video. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — Vinepair

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CHILE IS INFLATING ITS RECOVERY NUMBERS AND NOT GIVING A F*CK. It's counting dead people among recovered ones because, as Health Minister Jaime Mañalich says, they're no longer contagious. CRACKED.COM — Newsweek

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MADRID ENTERTAINED QUARANTINED PEOPLE WITH A PORTABLE CINEMA. The cinema is a giant two-sided screen mounted on a van touring all of Madrid's 21 districts, playing shows like Amazon's Modern Love. CRACKED.COM — Euronews

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INDIA'S UTTARAKHAND STATE PUNISHES LOCKDOWN VIOLATORS LIKE A MIDDLE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL WOULD. Police caught at least 10 foreign nationals walking outside despite quarantine, and made them write I did not follow the lockdown, I am sorry 500 times. CRACKED.COM — News18 India

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HAWAII IS PAYING TO GET PEOPLE OFF THE ISLANDS. Self-isolating on arrival for 14 days is mandatory in Hawaii, and the Hawaii Tourism Authority put aside $25,000 for flight tickets for any visitors who refuse to do that and can't afford the flight home. CRACKED.COM — CNN

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India's Karnataka state wants selfies every hour from quarantined people. - SAPNATURA Those in quarantine will have to download an app that they'll use to take a selfie once an hour from 7 AM to 10 PM. The app will send those selfies, and the phone's GPS coordinates, to the government. CRACKED.COM — Buzzfeed News

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Australia is getting homeless people into five-star hotels. PAN PACIFIC Perth PAN PACIFIC PERTH Right now, they have a pilot scheme that moved 20 homeless people in Perth into the Pan Pacific hotel. If that goes well, the project could also cover domestic abuse victims and people with mental health problems. CRACKED.COM — The Independent

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FINLAND HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE JUST FOR KIDS. PM Sanna Marin In a livestreamed conference, Prime Minister Sanna Marin, Minister of Education Li Andersson, and Minister of Science and Culture Hanna Kosonen fielded questions from children. The questions ranged from what the situation in Finland is, to what kids can do (their school work was the answer). CRACKED.COM — Yleisradio Oy

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When healthcare.gov launched and immediately crashed, the government paid $4 million to fix it. Affordable Care Act That money went to the same contractor who screwed it up. Despite the fact that the flaws were generated by the contractor, the CMS withheld only $267,420 of the $4 million. http://www.bloomberg com/news/articles/2015-09-22/u-s-paid- CRACKED.COM healthcare-gov-contractor-4-million-to-fix-its-own-mess — 20 Times Tax Money Was Flushed Down The Toilet

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DANISH POLICE ARE ASKING FOR PROOF OF RELATIONSHIP FROM VISITORS. Danmark XII People from other Scandinavian countries and from Germany can visit, but only for a legitimate purpose, . like for an in-person (not online) relationship at least six months long. But they have to bring proof-like a photo, a love letter, text messages, etc. Eventually, the government said even a written declaration is enough. CRACKED.COM — Deutsche Welle

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Tunisia is enforcing the lockdown with a robot. Remotely operated, it patrols Tunis, the capital, and scolds lockdown violators with What are you doing? Show me your ID. You don't know there's a lockdown? CRACKED.COM — The Guardian

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The Malaysian government told women in lockdown to be Stepford wives. Elak pakai pakaian rumah. Bertatahias seperti biasa, bersolek dan berpakaian kemas. Official advice said women should wear makeup, dress up, and not nag their husbands. The government later apologized, saying they were just trying to maintain positive relationships among family members. CRACKED.COM — The Guardian

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Japan is planning to use AI to help people successfully date and find long-term partners. It's part of Japan's plan to get its birth rate up, and it involves applying AI to the matchmaking services that local governments already run. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — BBC

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Portugal is making sure everyone in the country can get medical care. The government gave migrants and asylum seekers full citizenship rights, so they could get full access to healthcare, until June 30. CRACKED.COM — CNN

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Venezuela created a Deputy Ministry of Supreme Social Happiness. The new ministry's job would be to look after our elderly men and women care for our boys and girls, Nicolas Maduro announced. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — The Daily Beast

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Italy is considering separating people into COVID-immune and COVID-susceptible. Matteo Renzi A regional president suggested a license for people with COVID antibodies, and former prime minister Matteo Renzi talked about a Covid Pass. Germany is considering a similar plan. CRACKED.COM — The New York Times

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Project Stargate was a 20-year government program launched in 1978. The project employed 22 full-time psychics. Apparently Command heard rumors that the Soviets were using psychics for military intelligence, and they didn't want to be left out. The psychics were used to telepathically view distant locations, looking for military installations. CRACKED.COM http://content.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,983829,00.html — 20 Times Tax Money Was Flushed Down The Toilet

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Japan's government once created an initiative called Let's Stockpile Toilet Paper. It was part of a response to toilet paper shortages after the 2011 earthquake and tsunami, and it tried to get households to keep a month's worth of TP. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — Japan Times

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Colombia used a Christmas-themed ad campaign to get guerrilas to go home. They put up Christmas trees in the jungle, with the message If Christmas can come to the jungle, you can come home. Demobilize. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — PRI

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In the city of La Paz, Colombia, people dressed up in zebra costumes direct traffic. Unlike police, they just kind of nudge you into behaving well -- for example, if you stop your car on a pedestrian crossing, they'll lie across the hood. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM — The Atlantic

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