Are you one of those people who like to eat fast food? If so, you're not alone. In fact, a lot of people like to eat fast food. But what is it about fast food that makes it so popular? And is it really that bad for you? There's no escaping fast food. It's everywhere. But does that mean you have to eat it? Not necessarily. You can enjoy some delicious, healthy alternatives to fast food even when you're on the go.

Sometimes life isn't fair, such as when the fast-food gods giveth, and the fast-food gods taketh away. Some of their creations are utterly horrifying, but sometimes they create works of pure genius. We took to Facebook to ask Cracked readers which items they still crave, and, man, we received a lot of excited responses. If you know anyone who decides the menu for a fast-food restaurant, tell them to take a look at the desperate pleas below…

Bigfoot Pizza was just too-big pizza. CRACKED.COM Its whole... thing was that it was too big: too big for minimum wage-earning delivery guys to comfortably hold it, and too big for your ravenous family to snarf it down in one sitting.


The McJordan was a bacon cheeseburger. That's it. CRACKED.COM The quickest way into every American's heart (and gut) in the early 90's was Michael Jordan. And, apparently, the blues. The commercial made Jordan croon a bluesy tune with a mouthful of bacon chee.


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