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They're cranking it in the locker room.
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3 15 Myths and Urban Legends with Disturbing Real-Life Consequences
Ghosts can’t help you avoid jail.
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Did you hear the one about Elle Macpherson?
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Even comedy legends have terrible ideas sometimes
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Toilet paper isn't universal. Much of the world uses water to cleanse their behinds. But many of us cannot imagine life before our precious TP, or at least a high-pressure bidet. However, for the vast majority of human history, we made due when we made doo-doo. (Sorry, had to get some toilet humor in.) Read on to never doubt the power of human innovation again.
Source: New Humanist
Source: Ohio State University
Source: Mental Floss
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Source: Smithsonian Magazine
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