“Wow, it'd be really cool to live among dinosaurs,” said no one who has seen and understood Jurassic Park. Here are some other creatures that we hope will stay extinct, as well. (Looking at you, Dr. Wu.) Noah left these monstrosities off the ark for a reason. 

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