35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, September 10, 2025

‘Actually, no one sees you at your WORST like your coworkers do’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, September 10, 2025

Crack and other substances allegedly had nothing to do with Charlie Sheen’s infamous 20/20 tirade. 

In his new memoir, the ex-sitcom star offered insight on the disastrous TV appearance, and claimed that testosterone cream fueled his 2011 meltdown, writing that he “was so jacked on the Krazy Kreme” that he couldn’t help but use the terms “winning” and “tiger blood.” “Those phrases went into my brain and stayed on a loop just below the surface,” Sheen recalled of the terms, which he said he first picked up from MLB relief pitcher Brian Wilson. 

King of the Hill co-creator Greg Daniels also has some perspective to offer about Hank Hill’s political leanings. Though Daniels said the famously conservative Arlenite, “would probably have some problems with a real estate billionaire from New York who has a gold toilet,” the TV mogul isn’t sure whether these qualms would have stopped Hank from voting for Donald Trump. “I don’t know how he would vote now,” Daniels admitted. 

What’s more certain, however, is that these tweets are the best of the best. Today’s funniest include those about “USBDSM,” horny Shark Tank pitches and the myth of “quick and easy” recipes.

@Te....14h s ... Wild Text Messages 43498 Hey it's your Dasher, they're out of oat milk, do you want another kind? What are my choices? Almond? Skim? 1%? 2%? Whole? That's a lot of options That's modern milk for ya What a time to be alive 26 1.1K 35K 306K
Austine @theereal_one.20h G ... So basically this is yo dream burger Red @RedLi8ning11 - 7/1/25 Things that instantly ruin a burger 148 1.5K 37K 496K
Maria @mlstrat22h the girlies are operating on a different level Today 7:56 AM Is now a good time to admit I paid an Etsy witch to curse his nfl team this season 38 679 14K 209K
via @atrophicbtrfly 20h ... checking my bank account to make sure i have enough before making a $3.85 purchase monkey thats goin thru alot rn X 57 7.9K 72K 849K
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969-23h s ... r/notinteresting u/lamfabulous1735285 4h I found a passenger disguised as an apple on the subway today um I | I I I 9 553 12K 86K
zoë rose bryant @zoeros... .10h s ... god didn't make jaws Dexerto @Dexerto 19h Steven Spielberg has been thanked more times than God in Oscar acceptance speeches 523K 77 1.4K 25K
@Whotfismick-14h S ... Fulbu Me 1hr into the Quick and Easy 15 Minute Recipe! I saw online 13 1.1K 15K 94K
mir.i.am @moll11y 15h ... em Airy Neams Airy I have a warrant out for my arrest for missing jury duty y:/ mir.i.am @moll11y· 1d I haven't checked my mail in months. What I don't know can't hurt me 100 1.3K 45K 1.4M
@cloudyweathery 1d s ... cloudy i don't smoke, i don't drink, i don't vape, i don't use drugs. i drink CHOCOLATE MILK, and if there isn't any, i KILL MYSELF. k @localdrain.5d what exactly do non smokers do to get through a shit day 437 28K 183K 3.2M
mary @HAUNTEDBRINA.14h s ... sabrina carpenter get your ass on the phone FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpd....14h Amanda Seyfried confirms 'MAMMA MIA 3' is in the works. (Via @DEADLINE) 31 3.3K 52K 722K
jynx @jynxbby.1 15h actually no one see you at your WORST like your coworkers do 127 6K 44K 653K
mera chain wain sab ujda fr I... 1d s ... TWO THOUSAND AND TEN GIF WTA wta @WTA.1d The first 2010-born player to win a WTA bs - main-draw match FIRST-2010-BORN P LAYER ... TO WIN. WWW.WINMAIN-DRAWL MATCH 56 1.1M 2.9K 50K
Jetski-Oh: the Story of Jet... . 14h s ... my imaginative ass thought this was a sepia tinted image of a row of trees reflected in a lake TANUKI @tanukimusic•20h happy 909 day shoutout to the most perfect waveform in existence 53 1.6K 35K 465K
Pirate Maevelee @r0ast_ch... .14h s ... Do they even check Stavvys passport when he comes to Greece? or just see him and wave him through? Stavros Halkias @stavv... .18h fucked around and went to Greece for 2.5 days 340 22K 21 467K
@CBD420.11h every day we inch closer to protein vape being real. ikkow I someone out there is in the lab giving rats a new type of cancer trying to figure it out 39 1.8K 28K 264K
@xoxoceles.1 1d when I start using my own money & realize how expensive I am 190 39K 154K del 2.2M
David Grossman @davidgro... 17h s ... de's Why does the second one look like a title card from Always Sunny David Freedlander @freedl... .17h Props at the Andrew Cuomo press conference today 25 America deserved 9/11 10 Lige Dia Zohran Mamdani and Hasan Piker-April 2025 5 297 12K 252K
LA shitpost 13h HOURLY ... quieres Outline EXTE Color Color sae Edit Colors Colors TOA Зhopez 19 AND how do i bend the text 11 988 35K du 247K
no context memes @....20h ... my mom saying no me asking for a ps2 me saying no my mom asking for a grandchild 9.7K 123K 2M 216
tony @tohneigh.1 17h ... Mariah is thinner Matteo.sui @matteod... - 17h HOLY FUCK IPHONE 17 AIR IS THIN!!!! 72 32K 2.2K 799K
Michaela @MKaylaUltra• a 1d Every tweet on this account is endorsed s ... by and can be considered the express opinion of the Dr Pepper corporation 54 527 14K 3M
Ospiral @forcefeminized.8h S ... WATCH OUT !!!!! Mia @boygrrI.1 18h me my girlfriend and two large steam locomotives 10 341 9.1K 80K
Satan @s8n 14h ... i i cant wait to turn 45 to do shi like this on facebook 22 1K 14K 147K
sensory homunculette @... 20h ... i i don't want to gain a week of work. i want to watch the vegetables get their shower zek @zekramu.5d order your groceries. saves an extra 1-2 hours a week. compounded, thats 50-100 hours a year. a whole week work of work you gain. i promise that time is more important then the $10... 27 823 18K 295K
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969.21h s ... seal technique + 29.8K ... 313 Search: rubber band to fix drift stick X 313 comments strawberry watermelon lemonade dudes making usbdsm 15 801 17K to 174K
@_yahgetbun - 1d s ... Ramsay GIF ALT TaiSho @Taishoja 1d Dawg healthcare is so expensive man 176K 77 12K del 2.7M
Swaron @estrogenmage- 22h ... one hour wife away Rei @kitto . 1d Here's one of the most impressive X- Rays I've ever seen What's the diagnosis? eidsho9 9A لاحة 51 1.8K 42K 1.5M
Shiloh @ShilohBat. 1d American roommate heard my aunt say Crikey! and he turned to look at me like he just saw his favorite animal at the zoo 31 1.3K 29K 263K
John Halo @EpicMasterChief.9h Sharks, I present to you the first every pair of gray sweatpants designed for growers by growers 20 528 11K 130K
Wild TikToks с @wildtikt... . 12h s ... How 6 year old me was posted up after being yelled at ONCE 21 664 14K 94K
hannah evie @eviemoon44.3h s ... just found out i'm chopped and also unc V1 Au BB Гу да Ec I Кк AA Mu Nv + 202 Oh to be a highschool Ps 62.4K student in 2015-2019 31/2 5,610 the 2,868 10.2K uyoupick3 Photo 132K 41 1K 11K
... 1d s ... don't click play on ilanito P!nk is literally a popstar... ivan. @yasscorrset.2d im so glad we're out of the phase where influencers would get invited to award shows... YMA M 1 MTV W M VM MTV 49 860 26K 571K
Tuna Art @BigEyedTuna.2 20h G ... Gary I had that dream again #spongebob @BigEreDTuna MARCH 6 Xavrel @usdrippin . d House shoes. 221 13K 223K 4.4M
Joseph Fasano @Joseph_F... 8h s ... I think about this student's email every day. Professor Fasano, Like Hamlet, I have hesitated to act for reasons I cannot articulate even to myself. May I have an extension on the Hamlet paper? 68 925 52K 291K
Dan s ... @brandbydan 4h Saw this on threads and now I'm sold 117 76 413 9.9K del 157K

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