32 Quirky Historical Tidbits That Can Only Be Made When A Mommy History Book Loves A Daddy Joke Book

Find out which Greek philosopher laughed himself to death
32 Quirky Historical Tidbits That Can Only Be Made When A Mommy History Book Loves A Daddy Joke Book
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They have funny books, they have history books, but they don’t have funny history books. Maybe they do, but it wouldn’t help our thesis and we can’t stop now to fact-check it. We’ve come too far, and hey, we fact-check enough things around here. Give us this one pass, would ya?

Where were we? Ah, yes. We found some strange, somewhat humorous historical tidbits that you may or may not be able to find in a book somewhere. We know for sure that they’re right here, so maybe just keep reading instead of stopping to look elsewhere.

Napoleon

NAPOLEON: LEADER, STATESMAN, ROMANCE NOVELIST? Before Josephine, before his conquest of Europe, a broken-hearted Napoleon wrote Clisson et Eugénie, a romance novella based on his doomed rela- tionship with Eugénie Désirée Clary. At the end of the novella, the hero dies tragically in battle, pierced by a thousand blows. CRACKED.COM

Leonardo Da Vinci

Leonardo Da Vinci was a wedding planner for four years The seating for The Last Supper mirrors his layout for the wedding of the Duke of Milan Leonardo. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

Chrysippus

Chrysippus died laughing at his own joke. The Greek Stoic philosopher saw a donkey eating figs out of a basket, and jokingly told a servant to give the donkey wine to wash them down with. Не couldn't breathe from laughing too hard. CRACKED.COM

The Mona Lisa

Picasso was once suspected of stealing the Mona Lisa in 1911. One of Picasso's friends had sold him art stolen from the Louvre before and reported him to the police. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

Qin Shi Huang

Qin Shi Huang ate mercury pills. The first emperor of China died in 210 BC ate mercury pills, believing they would give him eternal life. They had the opposite effect. CRACKED.COM

The Titanic

When the Titanic Sank in 1912 706 people lived, 1517 people died, S.S.TITANIC and 3 dogs survived. CRACKED.COM They were a Pekingese and two Pomeranians.

Serbian Spy Dusko Popov

Dusko Popov, a Serbian spy, brought J. Edgar Hoover proof that an attack on Pearl Harbor would happen, four months before it did. Hoover decided to ignore Popov because he disliked the spy's playboy lifestyle. CRACKED.COM

Joan of Arc

When people think of Joan of Arc being burned at the stake it's usually for the crime of being a witch. In actuality she was burned alive for wearing men's clothing, the only thing she was ever formally charged with. CRACKED.COM

The Apollo

The Apollo Spacecraft lacked functioning toilets In lieu of a loo, astronauts used baggies that sealed to their... areas And yes, the lack of gravity was an issue. CRACKED.COM

Caesar and Brutus

Caesar really shouldn't have been surprised when one of his assassins turned out to be his long-time family friend, Brutus... since for years his mistress had been Servilia, Brutus' mother. CRACKED.COM

Andrew Jackson

Andrew Jackson's parrot had to be expelled from his owner's funeral... Because it wouldn't stop swearing. CRACKED.COM

Mary, Queen of Scots

When Mary, Queen of Scots was beheaded for plotting to assassinate Queen Elizabeth I... ...she was hiding her Skye Terrier under her dress, which refused to leave her corpse after the execution. CRACKED.COM

George Washington

The afterparty for George Washington's inauguration CRACKED.COM in New York had such a huge turnout that his carriage could not get through the streets at the end of the day. Не had to WALK home.

The Berlin Wall

The German government sold pieces of the Berlin Wall. After the Fall of the Berlin Wall, the commercial use of complete segments was approved in order to gain funds in foreign currencies. One of the pieces made its way to the men's room of the Main Street Station Casino in Las Vegas. CRACKED.COM

The Hogan Sisters

The Hogan sisters see, feel, and taste what the other does. CRACKED.COM They are a pair of craniopagus conjoined twins whose brains are SO intertwined, they share all of their senses.

Catal Huyuk

One of the first recorded cities in history, Catal Huyuk, didn't have streets. GRACKED COM The dwellings were clustered like a honeycomb-maze. Most of the houses were accessed by holes in the ceiling and doors on the side of the houses, with doors reached by ladders and stairs.

Black Swans

Up until the 1600s, black swan was a metaphor for something that did not exist. CRACKED COM After a group of Dutch explorers became the first Europeans to see black swans in Western Australia in 1697, the phrase was amended to mean a perceived impossibility that might later be disproven.

The Illuminati

The Illuminati conspiracy is largely due to prank letters published in Playboy magazine in the 1960s. CRACKED.COM A Playboy writer, Robert Anton Wilson, was friends with author Kerry Thornley, who had co-written a parody text for a parody religion called Discordia, which advocated hoaxing and misinformation.

Opera Singer Frederick Federici

Opera singer Frederick Federici died performing the role of Mephistopheles in Faust, on opening night. CRACKED.COM At the end of the opera, Mephistopheles sinks through a trapdoor in the stage, returning to hell. As Federici was lowered, he suffered a heart attack and died in minutes.

Cats in Space

The first and only cat to successfully be sent to space survived Félicette was launched into space in 1963 as part of the French space program. Her mission lasted 13 minutes. CRACKED.COM

The Shortest War

CRACKED THE SHORTEST WAR IN HISTORY LASTED 38 MINUTES. The war broke out on August 27, 1896, after Sultan Hamad bin Thuwaini refused to step down as ruler of Zanzibar, despite Britain's demand. Не was quickly defeated.

Crazy 19th Century Laws

A law in 1896 proposed motorists disassemble their cars when they come across livestock. As a way to outlaw cars without outlawing cars, the Pennsylvania law would require motorists who encountered livestock to stop their vehicle, disassemble it, hide the parts, and wait for the livestock to move. CRACKED.COM

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Central Park

CRACKEDCO COM New York's Central Park was man-made. In fact, certain buildings in New York were built before the plans to K create the park were even

Wellington Burt’s Fortune

Wellington Burt 1919 Ol' Beefy Burt (no one called him that) was a Michigan millionaire who died in 1919, and decreed that his fortune could not be passed down until 21 years after his last grandchild died.

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