31 Facts About Crime and Cops to Make You Reconsider the Criminal Justice System

Thinking about a life of crime? This list should help deter you for sure
31 Facts About Crime and Cops to Make You Reconsider the Criminal Justice System
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Don’t do it! Whatever nefarious thing you’re about to do… Just don’t do it. Please. It’d be near-impossible to get away with it, and you have better things to do with your time than sitting in a cell.

For starters, because we’re certain they won’t allow you to bring your phones or computers, you won’t be able to read more of these sweet random fact lists. That alone would keep us on the straight and narrow.

The Police Station Vandal

NEW TONIGHT MAN ARRESTED FOR VANDALIZING POLICE STATION Arrested for drugs, and told to report to court the next day, Jason Rodriguez made known his feelings toward the police. Не carved graffiti into the window of the very station that had released him. Police stations are covered in surveillance cameras.

The Night Stalker

Serial killer Richard Ramirez, the Night Stalker, was once pulled over by a police Officer when he was speeding away from a crime scene in a stolen

Smart Water Meters

Smart water meters indicated the cleaning up of a crime scene. Smart water meters can relay all kinds of fascinating data from monthly, daily, and eve

The Food Delivery Robot That Couldn’t Be Stopped

A food delivery robot drove under police tape and through an active crime scene. ROSS POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS CRACKED.COM When the robots say 30 minutes or less, they mean it - either by driving through a crime scene or creat- ing one. The choice is yours.

The Supreme Court

Ketanji Brown Jackson becomes the first Black female justice confirmed to the Supreme Court. Approval of Jackson's nomination by the evenly divided Senate capped a confirmation process that was marked by Republican attempts to paint her as a soft-on-crime activist judge who would legislate from the bench. CRACKED.COM

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The Prisoner Who Pulled A ‘Shawshank’

An inmate escaped a St. Louis prison with a pair of homemade nunchucks. CRACKED.COM Earning him the nickname Bruce Lee, Lorenzo Pollard battled his way through dozens of guards and multiple levels of the jail with the weapon he made from linen and the legs of a chair.

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The Tell-All Tattoo

PROVE IT, COPPER! CRACKED.COM In 2011, a California gang member was arrested for driving with an expired license. While in custody, police noticed that his chest tattoos depicted an unsolved liquor store robbery and murder. After questioning, he confessed and was convicted.

Source: abcnews

The Super Sleepy Defendant

WEIRD WORLD A judge in Singapore had to issue an arrest warrant for a sleeping teenager. Не faced charges including trespassing in the Singapore Zoo, but his parents couldn't wake him up for the trial, so the law had to get involved. CRACKED.COM

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Driving to Court in a Stolen Car

WEIRD WORLD A man in New York state drove to a court appearance in a stolen car. Mark S. Cooper, a suspect in several larceny cases, stole a car in Rensselaer, NY, then drove in it to Troy, NY for his appearance in Troy City Court. Troy police quickly caught

Source: News10

Midnight Express

Midnight Express depicts the brutal acts of Turkish law enforcement on Billy Hayes, who was arrested for smuggling drugs. Decades after the release of

American Crime Story

TOUGH-AS-NAILS PROSECUTOR MARCIA CLARK NEVER SHOWED EMOTION IN THE CRACKED.COM COURTOOM. YET, AMERICAN CRIME STORY: THE PEOPLE V. O.J. SimpsoN HAD CLA

CSI IRL

MYTH8 CSI teams SWeep through the scene of a crime and solve it, fast. FAGT8 That's only on TV. Crime scene investigators don't solve cases. Their rol

Khloe Kardashian

CRACKEDCON In 2007. Khloe Kardashian was arrested for a DUI. The judge gave her 30 days in jail for getting kicked out of alcohol education class and

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