The 30 Funniest Things People Overheard in Public

‘I hated her since she told Granny she hoped a Mac truck ran over her titties’
The 30 Funniest Things People Overheard in Public

Most attendees at historical reenactments may expect to hear explosions, but during one fateful performance in an Ohio amphitheater, the most dramatic boom of the evening came not from the period-accurate cannons, but from one patron’s ass. 

“During a very quiet scene, a guy three or four rows in front of us leaned to his side and ripped the most thunderous fart I’ve ever heard on the hard plastic seat,” one Redditor recalled of their time at the show. 

Sparking a widespread outbreak of uproarious laughter — and a slap from his wife — the Redditor still had the giggles a decade and a half after the curtain call. “Every few minutes, someone would remember and try to suppress their laughter and it would set everyone else off again,” they recalled.

This audience member is far from the only person who caught wind — pun unavoidable — of some funny stuff while out and about. Here are some other hilarious things folks overheard in public, the wildest of which include angry grandmothers, chainsaw incidents and disappointment about the small stature of pygmy hippos.

Bluunbottle . 8mo ago Years ago...Getting my married license at the municipal building in downtown Manhattan. Filling out the license form and the guy next to me blurts out mother's maiden name??? What is this? A test? 78 ...
Dreamyy-Dusk . 8mo ago I overheard a group of maybe high schoolers arguing who is more country. One just asked You're country, huh? How long is your driveway? 266 ... + More replies
aPlasticineSmile . 8mo ago I hated her since she told granny she hoped a Mac truck ran over her titties 149 ... + More replies
braneless 8mo ago Amphitheater show about native American battles in historical Ohio. During a very quiet scene, a guy 3 or 4 rows in front of us leaned to his side and ripped the most thunderous fart I've ever heard on the hard plastic seat. His wife slapped him upside the head and was horrified. Everyone around us was absolutely dying inside and trying to keep from LOL. Every few minutes, someone would remember and try to suppress their laughter and it would set everyone else off again. I still LOL about that 15 years later. 81 ...
johnmarkfoley 8mo ago 25 years ago watching the phantom menace in the theater: when young anakin first meets padme, someone in the theater blurts out, they're gonna fuck. Missed the next 5 minutes of dialogue after that. 146 ... + More replies
CatGirllsHere9999 . 8mo ago A little girl dropped her cookie in a restaurant, and to console her, a woman said It's okay, things break all the time. Like marriages. My family was trying so hard not to laugh. 118 ...
tlrglitz . 8mo ago . Edited 8mo ago She took her seizure meds and rinsed them down with fucking vodka. -А girl on my college campus FaceTiming someone. 59 ...
Terrami 8mo ago Not really overheard but I saw the first Paranormal Activity movie in theaters. When the first big jump scare hit the whole place was silent. One dude a few rows down stood up, said Hell naw, I'm way too Puerto Rican for this shit, and then he just walked out. Не didn't come back. Got a good laugh though. 107 ...
redd657 . 8mo ago I witnessed two old ladies with canes cross paths the other day. One of them said, Wanna duel? 52 ...
moesbeard 8mo ago I HOPE ON EVERYTHING I SHOW UP HERE when I was a teenager me and my brother invented a game we called Wasn't His Hotdog. We thought the funniest thing was hearing bits of convo as people passed by so we started saying the CRAZIEST one off sentences we could to make the other brother break and confuse the hell outta people. The game winning line and namesake went to my brother. As we passed a couple he loudened his conversation naturally and said Well, after all that. It turned out that it wasn't even his hotdog
T_bird25 . 8mo ago Leaving work one night walking behind two women headed to the turnstile, one woman was saying how she wasn't going to put up with that sloppy Joe lookin' ass bitch anymore. Idk who they were talking about but that woman was tired of her shit. 48 ...
LovelyyLunaa_ 8mo ago Overheard a conversation about people talking about rich people and weird foods, and eventually they started talking about oysters. One of them remarked, well if you wanna eat boogers outta rocks, you gotta be rich 92 ...
NotTheGreenestThumb 8mo ago Grade school kids ran to line up to go inside after recess. Two little first graders, usually the best of friends, were scuffling over who would be at the front of the line. When one of them finally got the victory the other said I'm gonna ask your mom if you can come play after school and I hope she says NO! 34 ...
ctruemane 8mo ago I'm in a game store. A couple walks in and strt looking at games. The girl says Do you really need more games? The guy looks at her, nods toward the shopping bags she's carrying, says Do you really need more shoes? The girl points to a game and say This one looks good! 55 ...
allaquista . 8mo ago Kids get off a school bus, another kid rides up on a bike. Не greets one of them with Well well well, if it isn't the young wanna-be rapper 20 ...
DrummerOfFenrir e 8mo ago I was waiting at my daughter's school for pickup and a cyber truck rolls in. Group of kids behind me Mama! Look, we don't like that car 40 ...
expletiveinyourmilk 8mo ago Still one of my favorite random college memories. I was walking across campus and it's a busy time of day so there's a bunch of people on the sidewalks. There's a girl in front of me on her cell phone and her conversation is very loud and she's just going You know I would never do that. I don't understand. I just don't understand. I didn't do that. I'm telling you, I did not do that! A guy just slowly riding the other direction on his bike, leans towards her as he's going by and says loudly
JenJensWriting 8mo ago A man walking his wife to the car from the hospital: Are you ok, honey? Wife: You don't understand. They TOOK MY BLOOD! Something tells me she was given some happy meds that did NOT make her happy. 37 ...
angrycupcake11 . 8mo ago I was at the zoo outside the Pygmy hippos exhibit and heard a guy say I don't know man, I just thought hippos would be bigger. I 34 ...
fabulousperson238 . 8mo ago I once overheard a group talking about mum's chainsaw incident 14 ...
drunkbettie . 8mo ago I don't really do 'relationships, said by a guy attaching fangs to his incisors at the back of a city bus on his way to a Teen Wolf meet up at the local fair. 31 ...
Bacchus_71 . 8mo ago Over heard an 11 year old kid say about another 11 year old kid His chakras aren't aligned. 30 ...
BlasterShow . 8mo ago Do you think this outfit will get me kicked out of a funeral? 12 ...
feelthefern3 8mo ago I was out skiing and when hopping off the chair lift I heard a little boy talking about seeing a girl fall over, and the way he described it was She was pizzaing, and she stacked it- and she ATE it HARD! 11 ...
Slow_Extreme_5067 . 8mo ago At a stadium concert using the men's room , sandwiched between two drunk guys at the urinals . one guy lets out the loudest piss relief moan ever AAAAAHHHHHH, his buddy goes , did you get the one with the mouth on it ? I stood there pissing myself laughing. 11 ...
here_for_the_tea1 . 8mo ago Not overheard but I was waiting at a doctors office. Another person waiting next to me had an adult color book titled sometimes a bitch snaps. Made me laugh 11 ...
ecodrew 8mo ago 20-ish years ago, waiting at greyhound station for a relative to arrive. Night before a holiday weekend, many busses late due to weather delays... Overhear this from a lady loudly discussing her plans on a payphone: I know it's late, but we'll still get drunk and break shit. Say what you will about her, but she clearly knew what she wanted outa life. Haha, my family still uses the phrase get drunk and break shit.
Reasonable_Pay4096 . 8mo ago Didn't hear the context, because it was at a bar on a Saturday night... Wait, so she was conceived at a funeral??? 9 ...
atchafalaya . 8mo ago Three teenage girls were talking. One said her mom was a nurse and worked nights. Another said in an observational tone Your mom is nocturnal.
HonnyBrown 8mo ago I took my 4 year old niece to Circuit City and left her run wild. She turned all the TVs playing Barney to full volume. When we got back to my parents' house, she told everyone I took her to an adult toy store. 7 ...

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