I just don't think beasts would listen to a hairless freak like this guy
Puzzled?! I was downright perplexed!
They predicted LED headlights
You may think you're playing God, but you're really playing sci-fi nerd
Big deal, I watch movies when I should be working all the time
We just saved you a few hours
Keep up the good work, dweebs
Corbin Dallas would have blown O's with the best of them
Real life is always cooler
Uh oh, the government has invented guns that can disperse crowds, we're in for it now.
Can't stop imagining the Terminator coming to life and ripping off we comics.
I do not wish to be perceived.
Professor X should've patented that thing
The hologram Bible will outlive the human race. As God intended.
You and me both, brother
Perhaps quantum computing will unlock the count-sideways
Captain Video walked so that Dr. Who could do whatever he does
Bushwick witches were right!
The juiciest bug I've ever seen.
Urkel got the last laugh.
No thanks. That's enough.
Yeah, so does Howard Stern
The origin of the dino nugget
Hot new diet trend: sci-fi conspiracies
It's the only logical explanation
This holographic meeting could have been a holographic email
Sci-Fi and the Bible have a lot in common
The Chronic-- WHAT?! --cles of Riddick
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