17 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of October 9, 2023

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17 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of October 9, 2023

Congress’ latest meme queen, the camera ready, quip-hurling George Santos, finally met a headline he couldn’t spin in his favor. The New York congressman was accused of six degrees of lying with a 23-count indictment that included charges of conspiracy, wire fraud, making false statements, falsifying records, aggravated identity theft and credit card fraud. The latest charges were in addition to his previous indictment from May that alleges Santos stole donor IDs and made unauthorized purchases on his campaign contributors’ credit cards. 

But his biggest crime of all? Looking like a character straight out of Lazytown. With his fellow New York House Republicans introducing an expulsion bill to “rid the People’s House of fraudster George Santos,” his 15 minutes are close to up. Here’s hoping he has one more theatrical outburst in him for his final act. 

At least the congressman found himself in good company with the timeline’s open roasting over the last week. Other than Santos, the heat was dialed up for the world’s meanest courtroom sketch, a perverted family tree and a show developed with your most annoying co-worker in mind. 

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dorian @kidarachnids. 2d ... you ever see a art style where you just know the artist is a weirdo Prajna @pr53634570 - 6/23/23 #AcrossTheSpiderverse #SpiderVerse #MilesMorales 545 3,382 103K 4.4M

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Daniel @growing_daniel. 2d ... This is 10x meaner than anything anyone has said on twitter about her ETX 4.7M 927 2,639 61K

Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.3d Six Perverts Massimo @Rainmaker1973 .4 4d Identical twin sisters marry identical twin brothers. Meet their children. Apart from sharing a strong resemblance, they are legally cousins, but genetically they are brothers.  CALF 29 553 1M 11.3K

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STOP Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain -1 19h Finally, tv made exclusively for your coworker Pop Base @PopBase.20h A new show set in the 'Suits' universe is in the works, Deadline reports. 42 2 865 43.3K

alex @midsmoker34.20h they gotta point and laugh at you if you wear this username pending @memeSTlaurent - 8 8/31/23 ketamine X deftones soccer jersey TEARS OF DREAMS ketamine depressant 8 155 3,919 255K

alex 7 @nothnghppens 2d he looks like he just got a letter Jane @taylorstightend.2d Travis after he said he has to widen his vocabulary on the podcast today 11 464 13K 591K

aria @vampsverse 1d me applying to harvard with 72 absences, a 1.5 GPA, no extra curriculars, and money my dad slid under the table to get me in Gracie Abrams Updates @GracieAbrUpd... . 1d Gracie's confirmed submissions for the 2024 GRAMMY's: Best New Artist Good Riddance (Deluxe)-AOTY, Pop Vocal Album Know It Won't Work-ROTY, SOTY, Pop Solo Performance Where Do We Go Now-Music Video The Recording Academy's GRAMMY Award 96 2,092 39.6K 3.1M

tractor @nudeobama. 2d Не has lazytown character phenotype POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 2d Congressman George Santos has been charged with conspiracy, wire fraud, false statements, falsification of records, aggravated identity theft, and credit card fraud. :buff.ly/46qolVB

gigi @SexyyNotRed 14h calling her greedy and you got 7 sausage links lined up i make beats t @DonDadaNYC 14h I can't have SHIT in peace man this little greedy ass mf 229 57.4K 1.8M 4,302

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