12 Fictional Rivalries That Actually Have a Clear Winner
Man, do we love a bangin’ rivalry. Great movies and TV shows are jam packed with them for a reason. With a clash of ideologies, a battle for power, or a personal vendetta, fictional rivalries inject intensity and drama into our favorite stories. And what better way to have a protagonist overcome some odds than a head to head battle with an evil foe?
That all sounded a tad too serious for the much more comedic, cartoonish rivalries we’ve gathered here today.
Who doesn’t love a true David vs. Goliath underdog story? Trust us, we’re all about them, but a second glance made us wonder… Was there any realism in these bouts, or would Goliath clearly pummel David? David was just a scrawny little teenager when he took down that beastly Goliath, so could he really have slung a rock hard enough to kill him? We might never know. All we can tell you is that, by our humble judgments, these 12 fictional rivalries should have had a clear winner.
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If he dies, he dies.
MGM/UA
Think of all the money he’d save on Acme products.
Warner Bros.
That gold jacket would've been Shooter’s for sure.
Universal Pictures
As unlikely as it is, it’s a pretty sweet scene.
Lionsgate
Even Ralph Macchio agreed… Daniel clearly would’ve been disqualified!
Columbia Pictures
You wouldn’t taw a puddy tat for long, Tweety.
Warner Bros.
The many failures of Michael Myers.
Universal Pictures
It’s Wabbit Season.
Warner Bros.
You gotta be pretty dumb if these morons can getcha.
New Line Cinema
We get it, because “ice” is in the name.
Disney
Nobody wants to admit it, but…
20th Century Studios
The Ghostbusters should have died saving NYC.
Columbia Pictures
