Cracked Archive - Weird World


26 Horrifying Things We'll See If Current Trends Continue

If current trends continue, we hope Skynet becomes sentient soon.


How Half Of America Lost Its F**king Mind

I'm going to explain the Donald Trump phenomenon in three movies. And then some text.


6 Real Tourist Traps (Where Your Sanity Goes To Die)

Sometimes, an unsuspecting tourist can stumble into the mind of a madman, a place filled with esoteric nightmares no sane person should ever witness.


23 Unfortunate Ads That Companies Thought Were A Good Idea

It's hard to believe this stuff still gets green-lit but, well, here we are.


Some Unnerving Facts About Bill Clinton Democrats Ignore

For all the crazy things that have come out of Trump's mouth, there might be one ugly truth: He's probably right about Bill.


6 Problems A Giant Robot Would Actually Have

As much as it might seem like a great idea, having a giant robot would be a disaster, ruining everything you value, both in this life and the next one.


5 Bizarre Things You See Working At A Vegas Wedding Chapel

We talked to a woman who used to work at one of those quickie wedding chapels open all hours of the night and we weren't disappointed.


20 Commonplace Things That Can Kill The Hell Out Of You

All of these will be horror movies on Syfy next year.


5 Apocalyptic Realities In A Country That's Out Of Food

'I have a mango tree ... This tree is currently saving my life, but might also get me killed soon.'


5 Things Parents Do To Ruin Camp For Kids (From A Counselor)

When you're registering your kid for summer camp next year, please keep these in mind.


Live-In Sex Servants: 6 Ways People Exploit The Homeless

It takes a truly awful person to extract money from people who have less than none in the first place.


5 Depressing Things I Saw At My Local Small Town Comic-Con

I went to a small comic-con in Canada, just a few miles down the highway from where I live. I saw Alan Thicke.


6 Horrifying Disasters Conveniently Edited Out Of History

Your history books have a nasty habit of forgetting to include history.


6 Stupidly Easy Dishes To Make For Single People

Here are some recipes that you can pull off in your home, even with minimal skill.


6 Dark Places Tastelessly Turned Into Tourist Traps

For your next get-away, consider one of the following locations, where the very word "vacation" conveys a sinister irony...