Some people pull such amazing feats, it's hard not to think they're secretly X-Men.
Once in a while, a person finds themselves face-to-face with Death ... and decides to yank the Grim Reaper's robe up and give him a wedgie
Having long gotten bored with buying normal stuff, billionaires know to take it to the next, awful level.
People believe B.S. all the time because we're conditioned to, which in turn makes people lie to us all the time.
Before the election, people weren't familiar with Mar-a-Lago. Now? The estate, and surrounding area, is getting a lot of unwanted attention.
I have voluntarily been to American Girl stores in three different states, harassed employees, and been the recipient of many a glazed parental stare that searches for the child they assume I brought with me.
If your parents ask you to go on a trip Pakistan, be very, very wary.
The phrase 'too much of a good thing' applies to all facets of life, even science. Especially culinary science.
America Americas so hard that even other, less-American countries have to get in on this All-American action.
Because they were off by one living space, police raided my place and I was nearly arrested for drug possession.
On TV, drive-by shootings are full of excitement and ethnically appropriate soundtrack choices. In reality, they're mostly full of bullets.
Every scenario is mapped out to account for every potential hazard, ensuring that the police are fully prepared to deal with any crisis. Well, almost any ...