Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 Enormous Dick Moves From Big Pharma (You Never Noticed)

Viagra, the blue pill that lets you drill, might be one of the grandest and most successful acts of garbage marketing in history.

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5 Companies Who Make Millions (Solving Problems They Make)

How do you sell more EpiPens? Run an advertising campaign to convince children that they don't need to be careful anymore!

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4 Dark Truths Behind The Suicide Epidemic In Med Schools

We lose the equivalent of a medical school full of physicians to suicide every year. We talked to one doctor to find out why.

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5 Insanely Wrong Health Tips Your Parents Taught You

Some 'health' advice that sounds good at the time may instead turn out to be murderous.

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5 Flat-Out Wrong Things About Religions You Probably Believe

People get pretty uptight about religious beliefs, and all we can do is point out some of the ridiculous things they think they know about them.

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I Went To North Korea: What You've Heard Vs. What I Saw

Seven carefully controlled days in North Korea isn't enough time to become an expert, but here are one internet fart-joke writer's thoughts.

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I'm A Young Person Who Has A Colostomy Bag: This Is My Life

You probably don't worry about your butt failing, but time? She comes for us all.

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5 Petty Quirks That Become Relationship Killers Over Time

Things that may mean nothing today but could very well be the grounds to end your relationship tomorrow.

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5 WTF Real Jobs That Allow You To Commit Legal Crimes

Anyone wanting to live out their John Wick fantasies should head to the Phillipines.

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The Creepy, Underhanded Ways Chefs Put Food On The Table

'Knowing a guy' is an even more valuable skill than you might think.

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8 Original Boy Scout Badges Modern Adults Couldn't Earn

Pretty much should've called these kids Man Scouts, because 90 percent of America couldn't do what they had to do to get merit badges.

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7 Huge Apocalypses (That Might Happen In Your Lifetime)

We're one earthquake in Japan away from all of society collapsing.

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The Racist Pencil Test: 5 WTF Quack 'Tests' Humanity Devised

In the U.K., they used to inflict the three-finger virginity test on incoming female immigrants. That's exactly as horrifying as it sounds.

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6 Minor Movie Details That Always Mean One MAJOR Thing

If a female character gets a haircut in a movie or show, that's not a great sign.

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