Sorry, guys. Trump's supporters are still here for it.
The human brain reacts to accusations of racism with incoherent babbling and insane rationalizations.
These may be the only five things you never get to witness.
It's been a bad week for Alex, but don't worry: he already might have a second career lined up.
Turns out sometimes artists are so self-aware it's kind of refreshing.
This may come as a surprise, but gigantic, profit-hungry corporations don't always have the public's best interests at heart.
The Bible was almost filled with crazy comic-book-worthy stories.
These people will make you long for the understated subtlety of Beatlemania.
For most of us, just stumbling across a half-eaten corn dog on the street would be a huge freaking deal.
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The Universe is trying to make up for our shortcomings with some very stupid boons to our health.
You may want to put off dying for as long as possible ...
A lot of the stuff that you think is normal really, really isn't.
You know when you're trying to explain bestiality to children using stuffed animals and bananas and you think, 'There's got to be a better way?'