Cracked Archive - Weird World

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If Restaurants Were Honest

If the ad campaigns, menus, logos of the world's restaurants were required to tell the truth.

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17 More Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped

Sometimes, the truth is stranger than Photoshop.

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Oh Canada: Exploring America's Majestic, Pointless Neighbor

O Canada! Even your anthem begins with a sigh of pity. Over the past two weeks I have watched your Olympic athletes wave from podiums, winning medals in moguls and speed skating but never in attractiveness.

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Unlikely Survival Guide: So you've been challenged to a duel

As it happens, this naked high speed approach into antebellum America interrupted the afternoon promenade of a southern gentleman and his teenage sister. Whether it was your manner of dress, or the string of profanities you uttered as you skidded to a halt ass-first on their finely manicured lawn, your presence has greatly disturbed them.

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When You Give Money to an Honest Bum [COMIC]

Maybe the most misguided, yet shockingly honest, bum in bum history.

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If Cartoons Were More Like The Real World

In real life, you can't survive a bomb going off in your face and you'll never get a pair of pants to stay on a bear.

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6 Disastrous Ways Pop Culture Influences The Real World

Next time your balls are being tased by the police, blame it on books.

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6 Global Corporations Started by Their Founder's Shitty Luck

These are the global empires that only struck gold because fate forced them to at gunpoint.

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23 Situations About To Go Horribly Awry

Historians pinpoint Obama's failure to one fateful decision.

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A Day in America According to a (Baffled) Foreigner

When it comes to the road, Americans seem more like the protagonist from 'Memento,' rediscovering every few seconds that their car has a horn and thinking, 'Holy shit! What do I do about this? The world must be told!'

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