Cracked Archive - Weird World


The 7 Most Horrifying Cost Cutting Measures of All Time

Truly, it appears that none of you are safe.


18 Famous Websites As Understood by a Five-Year-Old

What a confused child might think, or in some cases know, is out there before they're corrupted by reality.


How to Retroactively Ruin a Joke [COMIC]

It's like time travellling, but less funny.


5 Reasons Why Anticonformity Is Worse Than Conformity

Some people are so desperate to be nonconformists that they devote a great deal of their time to doing exactly the opposite of whatever 'the masses' are doing.


7 Shockingly Dark Origins of Lovable Children's Characters

With just a little bit of digging, you can uncover all sorts of messed up crap that'll ruin all the things you used to love. So let's get started on doing that!


The 6 Creepiest Services For Mourning a Dead Pet

There's a lot of absurd money to be made off of pet loss.


5 Absurd Ways Comic Books Have Resurrected Dead Superheroes

Apparently, subtly bringing a character back to life just isn't in the cards for some writers.



7 Modern Dictators Way Crazier Than You Thought Possible

History is loaded with power-hungry jerks who rule over their countries' fearful populations like the Predator in a laser tag match. Oftentimes these people are infamous not just for their cruelty, but also for their bafflingly insane and self-indulgent antics.


How to Keep It Together While High on Cold Medicine [COMIC]

You will need to know this at some point over the next couple of months, so listen up.


6 Insane Conspiracies Hiding Behind Non-Profit Groups

Behind many nonprofit groups are big-money interests trying to hijack your goodwill for their own, usually greedy, purposes.


20 Small Changes That Would Turn Great Ideas Into Disasters

In early drafts of Star Wars, Luke Skywalker was known as "Luke Starkiller." Yeah, it kind of gives you a different mental picture of the man.


6 Animals That Just Don't Give A F#@k

Some animals are boring, which is fine. But we prefer these animals that just don't give a rip.


My Attempt to Create a Fat Bratz Doll: A Real Email Exchange

I want to suggest adding a fifth character, Deb. Only moderately obese, she is an aspiring chef! Great, right? That's yours to use, no charge. She's just a kid and she's learning! That reminds me, you can give her down syndrome instead if you're looking for ways to justify the enormous head.