NOTE: Everything in this article is against the law. If you do it, you will go to jail or something.
Turns out life as a video game bad guy isn't all head stomps and teabagging.
The beach is a simple place where people go to relax, escape their obligations and have painful, gritty sex under the boardwalk. But bathers are often unprepared for how crowded, and deadly, the beach can be.
Directors make cuts for time or clarity ... or sometimes just to make sure you're pulling for the right guy.
I'm not here to persuade or dissuade, but merely to offer a few tips and life lessons from one who has acted as the hot, breathy soul of plush cartoon characters and lived to tell about it.
Despite limitations, brave people throughout history have heroically told gravity to go straight to hell. And some of them even lived through it.
Ah, glorious nature! Truly, the great outdoors is where a man belongs: Hunting bears, wrestling bears into submission, making sweet love to your newly conquered bear-wife 'neath the effervescent twinkling of the star's knowing gaze -- the simple pleasures really are the best.
If on your next flight you wanted to print out of a copy of these and glue them inside your in-flight magazine, I'm not sure how anyone could stop you, provided your glue container is less than 3.5 ounces
Cartoon characters may be all cute and cuddly, but once they make that jump into reality, they're the stuff nightmares are made of.
It's time again for our most popular feature, in which we take photos that have made millions of Internet users scream 'FAKE!' and prove that they are, in fact, real.
The Olympics are great for wasting time while sleeping off a hangover on the couch, but we've always found the over-achieving athletes hard to identify with. We asked you to create some events that even the profoundly lazy could get in on.
Like most of you, I grew up in a place where every local used car dealer and mattress retailer was crazy. It was the only way to explain their insane prices! If those guys went on Amazon.com, their heads would explode.