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6 Reasons Your Plans to Move Abroad Might Not Work Out
6 Reasons Your Plans to Move Abroad Might Not Work Out

Every month or so, you probably know of someone who just gets fed up with America and wants to leave. Make sure you show them this first.

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Behind the Scenes of a Failed Bathroom Break [COMIC]
Behind the Scenes of a Failed Bathroom Break [COMIC]

Abort mission! Abort mission!

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The 6 Dumbest Things Schools Are Doing in the Name of Safety
The 6 Dumbest Things Schools Are Doing in the Name of Safety

It's understandable that school administration and staff go a little crazy. Unfortunately, they reserve the extra-crazy for our children's saftey.

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6 Companies That Rigged The Game (And Changed the World)
6 Companies That Rigged The Game (And Changed the World)

Sometimes when you see this kind of behind-the-scenes scheming, you do have to kind of admire it. Not approve of it, mind you -- just appreciate the kind of balls it takes to do it.

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5 Ridiculous Secrets Only Two Living People Know: Part 2
5 Ridiculous Secrets Only Two Living People Know: Part 2

Here are five more things you will never learn in your lifetime -- unless you happen to be one of the only two people on the planet who already know them.

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Turning a Scammer Into a Hero: An Email Exchange
Turning a Scammer Into a Hero: An Email Exchange

It's not enough for me to ignore these scammers completely, they have developed layered and elaborate characters and then squandered them on duplicity. As a writer, I cannot abide by that. I want to offer these fictitious people a chance to redeem themselves, a chance to trade in their pretend riches for real riches of the heart. What follows is an

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The 5 Biggest Disasters in the History of Marketing Ideas
The 5 Biggest Disasters in the History of Marketing Ideas

Sometimes companies screw up so badly that you wonder if they, like us, are just making it all up as they go along. How else do you explain these things?

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The 8 Most Baffling Food Mascots of All-Time
The 8 Most Baffling Food Mascots of All-Time

If you're ever diagnosed with crippling insanity, you can always get a job designing corporate mascots.

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The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes from Important Cultural Myths
The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes from Important Cultural Myths

If you've spent time studying history at all, you probably already know that depraved sex acts are to religion as rock star groupies from the '70s are to depraved sex acts. In other words, they go hand in hand. Or hand in some other body part, depending on who we're talking about.

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4 More Things You Love to Discuss that No One Cares About
4 More Things You Love to Discuss that No One Cares About

Oh my god, you guys I totally saw a ghost!

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6 Hilarious Ways Al-Qaeda Is Going Corporate
6 Hilarious Ways Al-Qaeda Is Going Corporate

The capture of Osama bin Laden revealed more than just the unmitigated badassery of Navy Seals. It also exposed how little we knew about the jihad lifestyle. Apparently, his little club had gone corporate

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The 6 Most Epic One Man Armies in the History of War
The 6 Most Epic One Man Armies in the History of War

Here's a handful of men who absolutely refused to go gently, instead opting to erupt violence like a hate volcano onto everything around them.

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