Every month or so, you probably know of someone who just gets fed up with America and wants to leave. Make sure you show them this first.
Abort mission! Abort mission!
It's understandable that school administration and staff go a little crazy. Unfortunately, they reserve the extra-crazy for our children's saftey.
Sometimes when you see this kind of behind-the-scenes scheming, you do have to kind of admire it. Not approve of it, mind you -- just appreciate the kind of balls it takes to do it.
Here are five more things you will never learn in your lifetime -- unless you happen to be one of the only two people on the planet who already know them.
It's not enough for me to ignore these scammers completely, they have developed layered and elaborate characters and then squandered them on duplicity. As a writer, I cannot abide by that. I want to offer these fictitious people a chance to redeem themselves, a chance to trade in their pretend riches for real riches of the heart. What follows is an
Sometimes companies screw up so badly that you wonder if they, like us, are just making it all up as they go along. How else do you explain these things?
If you've spent time studying history at all, you probably already know that depraved sex acts are to religion as rock star groupies from the '70s are to depraved sex acts. In other words, they go hand in hand. Or hand in some other body part, depending on who we're talking about.
Oh my god, you guys I totally saw a ghost!
Here's a handful of men who absolutely refused to go gently, instead opting to erupt violence like a hate volcano onto everything around them.