Cracked Archive - Weird World
There is an entire industry catering to rich people who still have minimum wage tastes. But obviously, these'll cost your gas money ... for a couple months (or years).
- By Matthew Soileau
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- September 10, 2011
Seriously, just stop it.
- By Gladstone
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- September 10, 2011
In the '50s, children had jobs as door-to-door salesmen and they were paid in weapons and bikes. If you tried that today, the first person to answer the door would be arrested for attempted sexual misconduct with a minor and the child would be shot for riding a bike without a helmet.
- By Seanbaby
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- September 08, 2011
Hello new college students! You're 17 or 18. You're a Cracked fan. You shouldn't be, we use a lot of adult language here, but I guess that's in the past now. You're an adult now.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- September 08, 2011
![How Stress Is Killing You [CHART]](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/3/4/5/89345.jpg?v=1)
Your body isn't good at dealing with stress. Here's why ...
- By John Larwood
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- September 07, 2011
There are someawkward situations we can anticipate, and prepare a little plan ready to defuse the tension. Unfortunately, a lot of those strategies end up making things even more awkward.
- By Christina H
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- September 06, 2011
And the women who love them.
- By Brendan McGinley
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- September 05, 2011
If there is one thing we learned from Robin Hood, Hudson Hawk and that guy who gives Indy his hat in the beginning of 'The Last Crusade', it's that sometimes even the most hardened lawbreaker will defy all expectations and do the right thing to help another human being in need. It even happens in real life.
- By Robert Evans
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- September 04, 2011
Fortunately, my 30-plus years of living in the suburbs, multiple educational degrees and countless pairs of khakis had prepared me for this natural disaster.
- By Gladstone
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- September 03, 2011
Since its inception in 1980, the Make-A-Wish Foundation has been responsible for granting the wishes of thousands of terminally ill children all across the United States. While the vast majority of wishes involve taking vacations, meeting celebrities or going to Disneyland, occasionally kids go off-prompter, and things get awesome.
- By Matt Culkin
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- September 03, 2011
Name's Swaim. I'm an alcoholic that can't hold his liquor, and if you thought THAT was funny, you're going to love the one about go f#@k yourself.
- By Michael Swaim
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- September 02, 2011
Since everyone knows online humor columns by obscure writers are extremely effective in changing society, We're sure misuse of these words will no longer a problem.
- By Christina H
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- August 30, 2011
We sort of expect propaganda to be a little stupid to begin with, but there are some examples that go beyond all our expectations and into the land of the hilarious.
- By Danny Vittore
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- August 29, 2011
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