Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Absurdly Expensive Pieces of Junk Food
5 Absurdly Expensive Pieces of Junk Food

There is an entire industry catering to rich people who still have minimum wage tastes. But obviously, these'll cost your gas money ... for a couple months (or years).

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The 7 Worst Behaviors on Public Transportation
The 7 Worst Behaviors on Public Transportation

Seriously, just stop it.

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If Men's Magazines Were Way Manlier
If Men's Magazines Were Way Manlier

In the '50s, children had jobs as door-to-door salesmen and they were paid in weapons and bikes. If you tried that today, the first person to answer the door would be arrested for attempted sexual misconduct with a minor and the child would be shot for riding a bike without a helmet.

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How To Reinvent Yourself During Your First Week at College
How To Reinvent Yourself During Your First Week at College

Hello new college students! You're 17 or 18. You're a Cracked fan. You shouldn't be, we use a lot of adult language here, but I guess that's in the past now. You're an adult now.

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How Stress Is Killing You [CHART]
How Stress Is Killing You [CHART]

Your body isn't good at dealing with stress. Here's why ...

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5 Common Responses to Awkwardness (That Make Things Worse)
5 Common Responses to Awkwardness (That Make Things Worse)

There are someawkward situations we can anticipate, and prepare a little plan ready to defuse the tension. Unfortunately, a lot of those strategies end up making things even more awkward.

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7 Comic Characters Who Outlasted the Trends That Made Them
7 Comic Characters Who Outlasted the Trends That Made Them

And the women who love them.

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7 Ruthless Criminals Who Turned Good When Nobody Was Looking
7 Ruthless Criminals Who Turned Good When Nobody Was Looking

If there is one thing we learned from Robin Hood, Hudson Hawk and that guy who gives Indy his hat in the beginning of 'The Last Crusade', it's that sometimes even the most hardened lawbreaker will defy all expectations and do the right thing to help another human being in need. It even happens in real life.

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8 Ways Suburban Apathy Got Me Through Irene: A Hero's Story
8 Ways Suburban Apathy Got Me Through Irene: A Hero's Story

Fortunately, my 30-plus years of living in the suburbs, multiple educational degrees and countless pairs of khakis had prepared me for this natural disaster.

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The 8 Most Badass Make-A-Wish Foundation Wishes
The 8 Most Badass Make-A-Wish Foundation Wishes

Since its inception in 1980, the Make-A-Wish Foundation has been responsible for granting the wishes of thousands of terminally ill children all across the United States. While the vast majority of wishes involve taking vacations, meeting celebrities or going to Disneyland, occasionally kids go off-prompter, and things get awesome.

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My Brief Time Undercover As Dan O'Brien (Among Others)
My Brief Time Undercover As Dan O'Brien (Among Others)

Name's Swaim. I'm an alcoholic that can't hold his liquor, and if you thought THAT was funny, you're going to love the one about go f#@k yourself.

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8 Words the Internet Loves to Confuse With Other Words
8 Words the Internet Loves to Confuse With Other Words

Since everyone knows online humor columns by obscure writers are extremely effective in changing society, We're sure misuse of these words will no longer a problem.

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The 7 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Propaganda Campaigns
The 7 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Propaganda Campaigns

We sort of expect propaganda to be a little stupid to begin with, but there are some examples that go beyond all our expectations and into the land of the hilarious.

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