Cracked Archive - Weird World
The 6 Luckiest Near-Death Experiences Ever Caught on Camera
To those of you who did absolutely nothing to save yourselves, but are simply too smiled upon by the universe to be pulped by a garbage truck, we salute you.
- By Robert Brockway
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- November 28, 2012
If You Could Send One Message Back to Your Teenage Self
Look Science, we're not picky. We don't need to be bodily transported in a sports car, and might not even want to if the 'Terminator' nude-clause end up being true. Give us the time traveling mailbox from that Sandra Bullock movie, and you can take the rest of the month off.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 28, 2012
5 Awesome Vigilantes Who Solved Crimes Better Than the Cops
Look, we're not saying that you should spend your spare time confronting violent criminals -- it ends badly more often than not. We're just saying that it's awesome when it works.
- By Juan Arteaga, Tracy V.
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- November 26, 2012
The 5 Most Impressive Things Built by One Obsessive Person
Is any of the stuff on this list particularly useful? Nope. Is it all impressive? Absolutely.
- By Jonathan D. Pearl
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- November 25, 2012
The 6 Manliest Ways People Still Hunt for Food
In a world where you can have hot food delivered to you within minutes even if you're in the middle of the wilderness, many of you probably believe that there are no more hunter-gatherers left. You would be wrong.
- By Andrew Munro
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- November 23, 2012
Write for Cracked and Get Paid (in Money)
If you want to get paid to write for Cracked, you can. Right now. No experience necessary.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- November 22, 2012
8 Cheap Ways to Fake Being a Pro Chef
Even if you're starting from zero (perhaps especially so), here is the ultimate list of insider tools that'll make you better than Chef Boyardee.
- By Tim Ferriss
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- November 21, 2012
5 Things We Need to Stop Feeling Nostalgic For
People love to mourn the passing of trivial things that, deep down, everyone knows nobody really cares about.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- November 20, 2012
6 Little-Known Driving Tips That Could Save Your Life
If you're reading this, hopefully it means that you are intent on doing what it takes to survive in a world full of bad drivers by being just a little more careful.
- By Ajay Kumar
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- November 20, 2012
5 Inspiring True Stories For Anyone Feeling Cynical Today
Spending too much time on the Internet is a surefire way to become hopelessly cynical, but we know there's a tiny glimmer of idealism burning away inside you. It's worth it to take some time every now and again to remind yourself that it's there.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- November 18, 2012
6 Baffling Modern-Day Disasters of Biblical Proportions
The disasters that happened in the Bible tended to be weird and they just don't happen any more. (Well ... almost.)
- By Colin Rowe
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- November 18, 2012
15 Secret Business Plans of Famous Companies Revealed
If businessmen are to be believed, every successful idea started as a chart in a PowerPoint presentation. For instance, Gillette's business model must be a simple flowchart that only has one box that says
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 18, 2012
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