Cracked Archive - Weird World


14 Ways The Future Will Look Down Upon Today's Society

Aliens probably haven't touched down on earth because they think we're a planet full of six billion bigots.


18 People Who Are Incredible At Everyday Jobs

Cotton candy is no joke in China.


5 Total Nobodies Who Stumbled Into Huge Conspiracies

'Paul Blart: Mall Cop' was basically a documentary.


22 Angles That Will Change How You See Famous Things Forever

It turns out that for every perfectly angled shot of a famous location, there's most definitely at least one angle that reveals the whole, unflattering truth.


5 Weird Realities Of Growing Up With 'Illegal' Parents

Like millions of other kids under deferred action, I was brought to the US at the age of two. And even with protection from deportation, the path of permanent legal status continues to be a nightmarish, unfinished road.


6 Problems Hitler Would Face If He Had A Time Machine

The first thing Hitler would do with a time machine would be to have sex with his own grandmother.


5 Kidnappings You Had No Idea Were F'd-Up Nuts

It's no secret that politicians are more prone to kidnappings than most people, but at least you'd expect that they'd catch a break when they die. Not so for Honest Abe.


The 5 Weirdest Disappearances No One Can Explain

Sometimes people go missing so hard that it's like Doc and Marty jacked up the time stream and erased them entirely from the fabric of existence.


I've Got Narcolepsy: 6 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About It

You know that moment when the alarm goes off and all you can think is


5 Reasons Most Lifehacks Are Actually Totally Useless

Because how-to guides and lifehacks are popular, the Internet keeps demanding they get cranked out. Which gives you a big hint what the first problem is.


The 6 Most WTF Military Weapons Anyone Was Ever Killed By

If the enemy is prepared for every non-stupid contingency, that means you have only one option left. And many times, the stupid option works.


17 Cringe-Worthy Facts About Highly Respected Occupations

Wine tasters are so good, they can even find major differences between two glasses filled with the exact same wine.


5 Insane Things TV Forgets To Mention About Nurses

It may seem like we're intentionally seeking out just the grossest, most horrifying jobs in the world for these articles, but we assure you we're not doing it on purpose.


5 Things You Do Every Day That Will Kill You In The Future

The secret ingredient in many e-cig refill liquids is diacetyl. This relatively harmless-sounding chemical is OK to eat, but when you breathe it in, you risk an irreversible, debilitating lung disease.


6 Impressive Titles That Aren't As Impressive As You Think

Around 2,000 people are knighted every year, and not a single one of them won a jousting tourney.