Cracked Archive - Weird World

Ballet Is Hell: 5 Nightmare Realities You'd Never Guess
Ballet Is Hell: 5 Nightmare Realities You'd Never Guess

If you delve too deeply into ballet, you'll find that it's a grueling contest even NFL linebackers couldn't endure.

509
So You're Fighting A Robot From The Future
So You're Fighting A Robot From The Future

We've all had to deal with murderous future-robots before.

0
14 Things Even An Idiot Like You Can Do To Save The World
14 Things Even An Idiot Like You Can Do To Save The World

Using an elaborate series of lies, I assembled a crack team of kind people and drilled them for information on how to make the world a better place.

0
How The Pope Can Avoid The Dangers Of Visiting Philly
How The Pope Can Avoid The Dangers Of Visiting Philly

Your Excellency, I guess I'll start this letter off the same way I started off the other 266 letters ...

0
5 Foreign Dishes We Desperately Need In Our Food Culture
5 Foreign Dishes We Desperately Need In Our Food Culture

These foreign dishes and delicacies need to be a woven into our global culture the way hamburgers are.

0
5 Problems In The Background Of Every Superhero Movie
5 Problems In The Background Of Every Superhero Movie

If the whole world was super, nothing would be.

659
4 Secrets From The Guys Giving You Tattoos
4 Secrets From The Guys Giving You Tattoos

We talked to Sam to get a behind-the-scenes look at other people's terrible decisions.

661
6 Bizarre Contraptions That Will Give You Animal Powers
6 Bizarre Contraptions That Will Give You Animal Powers

Maybe someday we'll find a way to see like a shark without looking like an escaped mental patient.

0
7 Incredibly Biased Arguments Against Gun Control
7 Incredibly Biased Arguments Against Gun Control

Hi, and thanks for actually reading the text of this article, unlike the hundreds of gun owners already screaming in the comments.

0
5 Insane (Yet Satisfying) Ways Jilted Lovers Got Revenge
5 Insane (Yet Satisfying) Ways Jilted Lovers Got Revenge

Sometimes taking sweet revenge is a work of true art.

244
6 Famous People With Shocking Criminal Backgrounds
6 Famous People With Shocking Criminal Backgrounds

It turns out some of our most beloved actors, singers, and reality TV stars actually started out as hardened criminals.

412
6 School Field Trips That Quickly Went Horribly Wrong
6 School Field Trips That Quickly Went Horribly Wrong

All these kids learned was that the universe is pointless horror, and knowledge itself is a sham drummed up by the greeting card companies.

357
5 Jobs You Think Are For Losers (That Pay Six Figures)
5 Jobs You Think Are For Losers (That Pay Six Figures)

Why bother with all that education crap when you can skip school altogether and do some crap work for great pay?

562
I Work In A Nuclear Power Plant: 5 Insane Realities
I Work In A Nuclear Power Plant: 5 Insane Realities

We talked to Alex, an engineer at a nuclear plant in the Midwest, to learn how accurate 'The Simpsons' really is. Here's what we learned.

784
5 Shocking Backstories Of Your Favorite Foods
5 Shocking Backstories Of Your Favorite Foods

As all of you know, history is an unrelenting parade of horror and depravity. Why should the history of food be any different?

491