Cracked Archive - Weird World
14 Ways The Future Will Look Down Upon Today's Society
Aliens probably haven't touched down on earth because they think we're a planet full of six billion bigots.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 31, 2016
18 People Who Are Incredible At Everyday Jobs
Cotton candy is no joke in China.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 28, 2016
5 Total Nobodies Who Stumbled Into Huge Conspiracies
'Paul Blart: Mall Cop' was basically a documentary.
- By Adam Wears
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- January 27, 2016
22 Angles That Will Change How You See Famous Things Forever
It turns out that for every perfectly angled shot of a famous location, there's most definitely at least one angle that reveals the whole, unflattering truth.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 27, 2016
5 Weird Realities Of Growing Up With 'Illegal' Parents
Like millions of other kids under deferred action, I was brought to the US at the age of two. And even with protection from deportation, the path of permanent legal status continues to be a nightmarish, unfinished road.
- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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- January 26, 2016
6 Problems Hitler Would Face If He Had A Time Machine
The first thing Hitler would do with a time machine would be to have sex with his own grandmother.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- January 25, 2016
5 Kidnappings You Had No Idea Were F'd-Up Nuts
It's no secret that politicians are more prone to kidnappings than most people, but at least you'd expect that they'd catch a break when they die. Not so for Honest Abe.
- By Zachary Frey
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- January 25, 2016
The 5 Weirdest Disappearances No One Can Explain
Sometimes people go missing so hard that it's like Doc and Marty jacked up the time stream and erased them entirely from the fabric of existence.
- By Janel Comeau
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- January 24, 2016
I've Got Narcolepsy: 6 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About It
You know that moment when the alarm goes off and all you can think is
- By Amanda Mannen, Anonymous
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- January 24, 2016
5 Reasons Most Lifehacks Are Actually Totally Useless
Because how-to guides and lifehacks are popular, the Internet keeps demanding they get cranked out. Which gives you a big hint what the first problem is.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- January 23, 2016
The 6 Most WTF Military Weapons Anyone Was Ever Killed By
If the enemy is prepared for every non-stupid contingency, that means you have only one option left. And many times, the stupid option works.
- By M. Peter Storino
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- January 23, 2016
17 Cringe-Worthy Facts About Highly Respected Occupations
Wine tasters are so good, they can even find major differences between two glasses filled with the exact same wine.
- By AM Smiley
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- January 23, 2016
5 Insane Things TV Forgets To Mention About Nurses
It may seem like we're intentionally seeking out just the grossest, most horrifying jobs in the world for these articles, but we assure you we're not doing it on purpose.
- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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- January 22, 2016
5 Things You Do Every Day That Will Kill You In The Future
The secret ingredient in many e-cig refill liquids is diacetyl. This relatively harmless-sounding chemical is OK to eat, but when you breathe it in, you risk an irreversible, debilitating lung disease.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- January 21, 2016
6 Impressive Titles That Aren't As Impressive As You Think
Around 2,000 people are knighted every year, and not a single one of them won a jousting tourney.
- By Rachel P., Lisa Olsen
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- January 21, 2016
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