Cracked Archive - Weird World

If you delve too deeply into ballet, you'll find that it's a grueling contest even NFL linebackers couldn't endure.

• By Evan V. Symon , Noel Hutchinson , Luke Jenkins
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• September 14, 2015

We've all had to deal with murderous future-robots before.

• By Chris Bucholz
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• September 13, 2015

Using an elaborate series of lies, I assembled a crack team of kind people and drilled them for information on how to make the world a better place.

• By Chris Bucholz
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• September 12, 2015

Your Excellency, I guess I'll start this letter off the same way I started off the other 266 letters ...

• By Erik Germ
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• September 12, 2015

These foreign dishes and delicacies need to be a woven into our global culture the way hamburgers are.

• By Pauli Poisuo
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• September 12, 2015

If the whole world was super, nothing would be.

• By Alec Jacobs
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• September 12, 2015

We talked to Sam to get a behind-the-scenes look at other people's terrible decisions.

• By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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• September 11, 2015

Maybe someday we'll find a way to see like a shark without looking like an escaped mental patient.

• By E. Reid Ross
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• September 10, 2015

Hi, and thanks for actually reading the text of this article, unlike the hundreds of gun owners already screaming in the comments.

• By Luke McKinney
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• September 09, 2015

Sometimes taking sweet revenge is a work of true art.

• By Diyar Akar
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• September 09, 2015

It turns out some of our most beloved actors, singers, and reality TV stars actually started out as hardened criminals.

• By Aaron Short
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• September 09, 2015

All these kids learned was that the universe is pointless horror, and knowledge itself is a sham drummed up by the greeting card companies.

• By Mark Hill
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• September 09, 2015

Why bother with all that education crap when you can skip school altogether and do some crap work for great pay?

• By Vicki Veritas, David D
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• September 08, 2015

We talked to Alex, an engineer at a nuclear plant in the Midwest, to learn how accurate 'The Simpsons' really is. Here's what we learned.

• By Ryan Menezes, Alex Dolphin
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• September 08, 2015

As all of you know, history is an unrelenting parade of horror and depravity. Why should the history of food be any different?

• By Blair Dodge, Matthew Moffitt
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• September 07, 2015