Cracked Archive - Weird World

8 Insane Things I Did After Being Kidnapped By Terrorists

What should've been an awesome trip to climb mountains turned south in a hurry thanks to some heavily-armed terrorists.

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By Robert Evans, Singer Smith
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August 31, 2015

4 Things You Should Do When You Owe People Money

Are you good with finances? Congratulations, you're an anomaly.

By Felix Clay
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August 30, 2015

10 Very Dumb Questions You Should Answer Right Now

Cracked readers, I want to get to know you better.

By Luis Prada
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August 29, 2015

I Am A Clown: 5 Truths You'll Wish I Didn't Tell You

We're starting to come to the conclusion that there is a seedy underbelly to every single job and industry in the world.

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By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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August 28, 2015

7 Insane Things People Did To Make Their Pets Look Insane

Why even own a normal pet at all when you're spending so much time trying to make them something they're not?

By E. Reid Ross
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August 27, 2015

5 Hilarious Ways Angry Protests Proved The Other Side Right

Whether it's from a lack of foresight, a lack of common sense, or a ridiculous cause to begin with, it doesn't take much to cause a protest to implode hilariously.

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By Jacob Trowbridge, Blair Dodge
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August 27, 2015

Men With Kids Look Suspicious: 4 Realities Of Dating A Mom

Dating a mom isn't everything American Pie built it up to be.

By Chris Radomile
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August 26, 2015

5 Brilliant Loopholes People Used To Cheat The System

Some make do after not getting their way. But their stories are boring.

By Erik Germ
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August 25, 2015

6 Important Works By Famous Artists Hidden In Easter Eggs

If you're a superfan who wants to see everything a particular creator has made, you're often in for a strange trip.

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By Tara Marie
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August 25, 2015

6 Badass Teachers Who Should Get Paid More Than Any CEO

Some teachers have gone above and beyond, pole vaulting into nigh-sainthood.

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By A.C. Grimes
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August 24, 2015

12 Obsessive Fan Projects That Are Clinically Berserk

Here's an appropriately huge article celebrating those who sacrificed a part of their lives to create something amazing, even if it's not terribly useful.

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By Michael Kane, Adam Koski, XJ Selman, Ivan Farkas, Laura H, Rob Rose, Alyssa Feller
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August 23, 2015

5 Horrifying Stories Of Creatures Found Alive Inside People

For some reason, most of us insist on thinking of our bodies as our own, despite the scientific truth that we are nothing but waddling colonies of tiny little monsters.

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