Cracked Archive - Tech
If Social Media Were Honest (VIDEO)
What's the worst a social media platform has ever done to a popular website?!
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- By Mark Hill, Jordan Breeding
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4 Amazon Is Teaching Alexa To Talk To You In Your Dead Relatives' Voices
Wow, Mee-Maw, you're right! That IS a great deal on a new OLED TV!
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- By Eli Yudin
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10 Adult Flavored Vapes To Protect Kids
If the packaging is as sad as these flavors, vapes are about to be VERY uncool.
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- By Eli Yudin
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Feeding Nonsense Into AI Art Bots Is How We Defeat The Machines
Every second they're rendering Mario into medieval paintings is a second they're not plotting against us.
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- By Eli Yudin
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Cracked's Big Questions: 4 Reasons We Cling To Obsolete Technology
Fax machines, vinyl records, ancient video games ... Why haven't we chucked this stuff to the curb yet?
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- By Dan Fritschie
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In The '80s, Apple Made The Worst Super Bowl Ad Of All Time
'You are lemmings,' said Apple, foolishly.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Steps To Easily Make Bank On NFTs (If You're A Celebrity)
Good news for famous people: your money problems are over!
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- By Eli Yudin
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Before The Walkman, There Was The Stereo Belt
This German claimed the idea was his.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Overlooked Reason Streamed Movies Look Worse
It also saves companies a bunch of money.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Intel Filed A Patent Application They're Still Laughing At In The Patent Office
Soon, we'll all be turned into toads.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Some Weirdo Thinks Electric Unicycles Are The Solution To Gas Prices
Sure, man. Why don't I just take my Heelys to work.
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- By Eli Yudin
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3 Ways Ancient Egyptian Technology Was Surprisingly Advanced
All this, thousands of years before the Roman Empire.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Oh No, They Strapped Lasers To Sharks
Now, there's no hope left.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The First Metal Detector Failed To Save Garfield From A Bullet
It detected the bedsprings instead of the bullet.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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If Internet Service Providers Were Honest (VIDEO)
What if Internet Service Providers like Centurylink, Comcast, and Cox were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are?
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- By Jordan Breeding
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