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Before Street Lights, Cities Built Giant Moon Towers
Imagine that instead of a bunch of different lamps, we have one giant one, on a tower 150 feet tall.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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3 'The Red Ape Family' NFT Animated Series Is Worse Than Normal NFTs
The Red Ape Family is proving that you can take bad art you paid a fortune for and make it worse.
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- By Stephen Buckley
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If Tax Prep Sites Were Honest (VIDEO)
If tax prep sites were honest about why taxes suck so much, we'd probably burn the whole thing down.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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How Cute Animal Pics Help Spread Online Misinformation
This is why we can’t have nice things.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Spider-Man Inspired Real-Life Ankle Monitors
New Mexico judge Jack Love was a Spider-Man fan.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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If Smart TV Commercials Were Honest (VIDEO)
If we were Honest about smart televisions, we probably wouldn't actually want featherweight FBI surveillance vans spying on us in our living room.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Reports Of YouTube's Dislike Button's Demise Are Greatly Exaggerated
Like Megatron, it still functions.
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- By Nathan Williams
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The 'Metaverse' Shows Why Making Good Cyberpunk's So Hard Now
Like 'Cyberpunk 2077,' the metaverse is aesthetic without ideas.
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- By Mark Hill
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Sneaky Ways Companies Fuel Subscription Addictions (VIDEO)
Return to sender.
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- By Greg Ott
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If Crowdfunding Sites Were Honest (VIDEO)
What would happen if crowdfunding sites like Kickstarter, GoFundMe, Indiegogo and others were actually honest?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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NFTs Are So, So Dumb
NFTs do nothing and accomplish nothing, but people snap them up.
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- By Mark Hill
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How TikTok Tics Totally Became A Thing During The Pandemic
You can add TikTok tics to the list of new things humanity has acquired since the advent of the year 2020.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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An Artist's Poop Predicted NFT Hype 60 years ago
Before everyone was up in arms about provable scarcity, Piero Manzoni made a great piece of cr-- uh, art about it.
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- By Stephen Buckley
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When Twitter Went Public, Confused Investors Bought The Wrong Stock
They bought "Tweeter Audio and Video," whose stock was worthless.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Years Ago, Street Lights Sold Soup, Texted The Cops
They had little keyboards (and also beef broth on tap).
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- By Ryan Menezes
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