Cracked Archive - Tech
The Overlooked Reason Streamed Movies Look Worse
It also saves companies a bunch of money.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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2 Intel Filed A Patent Application They're Still Laughing At In The Patent Office
Soon, we'll all be turned into toads.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Some Weirdo Thinks Electric Unicycles Are The Solution To Gas Prices
Sure, man. Why don't I just take my Heelys to work.
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- By Eli Yudin
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3 Ways Ancient Egyptian Technology Was Surprisingly Advanced
All this, thousands of years before the Roman Empire.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Oh No, They Strapped Lasers To Sharks
Now, there's no hope left.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The First Metal Detector Failed To Save Garfield From A Bullet
It detected the bedsprings instead of the bullet.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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If Internet Service Providers Were Honest (VIDEO)
What if Internet Service Providers like Centurylink, Comcast, and Cox were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are?
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- By Jordan Breeding
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For The First Headlight, They Just Set A Car On Fire
Good for lighting the way, and scaring off ghosts
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Sci-Fi Solutions To Space Problems
Pretty sure all these ideas came out of a 99-cent ebook.
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- By Ivan Farkas
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People Are Already Being Harassed In The Metaverse
These types of VR games and environments are really taking off now, and so are the problems they unleash.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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'Cryptoland:' A Quick Dive Into Crypto Enthusiasts' Idea Of Utopia
We cannot stress enough how absolutely everything on this crypto island will either be an internet meme that most of the population has moved on from because it’s just not that funny, or a crypto pun.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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The Awful Rise Of Celebrity-Endorsed Cryptocurrency
While it's secretly pleasurable to watch rich people lose their money in silly ways, they can afford to laugh it off. The rest of us can't burn cash for fun.
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- By Nathan Williams
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How Companies Undermine the Right to Repair Their Broken Products (VIDEO)
The fix is in.
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- By Greg Ott
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4 'Eco-Friendly' Gadgets That Are Total Scams
If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
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- By Michael Dawson
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