Cracked Archive - Tech
Greatest Twitter Hack In History Amounts To A Dumb Bitcoin Scam
These hackers got an A+ on the execution, but a real F- on the idea.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 16, 2020
Tablets That Only Make Zoom Calls Are Dumb, Right?
Are we going to have to start worshipping Zoom now like we do Google and Apple?
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 16, 2020
How Companies Spy On Employees And Customers Who Criticize Them
EBay sending its enemies random crap in the mail is the tip of the iceberg.
- By Alex Hanton
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- July 09, 2020
U.S. May Ban TikTok For Spying On You; Just Like Every Other App Does
But where will I, an adult, go to get the approval of teens that I desperately need to live?
- By Luis Prada
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- July 08, 2020
Parler, 'The Free-Speech App,' Found Out Just How Awful Social Media Is
It turns out that if you let people say whatever they want, they’ll mostly expel dongs and poop.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- July 03, 2020
Congrats, YouTube; You’ve Invented Cable TV
With YouTube raising the price of Youtube TV, they've rendered their service useless.
- By Luis Prada
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- July 01, 2020
4 Underreported Ways Amazon Makes The World Worse
Tone it down, Jeff.
- By Adam Wears
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- June 27, 2020
Segways Are Officially Dead; Condolences To Paul Blart And Gob Bluth
RIP Segway, We Hardly Used Ye
- By Cedric Voets
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- June 24, 2020
Photo AI Just Assumes Everyone Is White
The familiar face of digital racism.
- By Cedric Voets
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- June 22, 2020
Countries Trying Hard To Become Sci-Fi Dystopias
Reality is just cyberpunk, but wack.
- By Alex Hanton
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- June 16, 2020
Tired Of FaceTime? Good News, Rotary Cell Phones Are Here
Finally, an excuse to not comb your hair.
- By Cedric Voets
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- June 05, 2020
Mark Zuckerberg Continues To Suck
Zuck might snap his spin in half bending over backwards to not piss off Republicans.
- By Luis Prada
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- June 03, 2020
Whaa? Responses To New Technology
When a new technology appears, we all immediately act like idiots.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- June 03, 2020
Dating Sites Have Fake Babes: 5 Ways Tech Companies Rip Us Off
If dating site babes are fake, is nothing sacred?
- By Alex Hanton
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- May 29, 2020
Trump Tries To Battle Social Media Censorship By Censoring Social Media
Trump didn't get his way, so he's looking to upend the internet as we know it.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 28, 2020
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