Since the world can turn any apartment into a Wearegettingthroughthisgoddamnit Bunker, why not make the space you're hunkered down in worth the hunkering?
Always make sure to check if the mere existence of your product insults your entire consumer base so viciously that they show up at your factory with pitchforks.
It's that time of the year again when we ask our readers to channel their inner Perez Hiltons and show us the horrifying future of pop culture.
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Here are five of the most ridiculous questions we were asked in 2013 that we should've already known the answers to.