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15 Things Christine O'Donnell Will Probably Say Next

Seriously though this bitch crazy.

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5 Bad Economic Indicators for the Criminally Insane

personally, I always thought 'economy' was a virtually windowless van manufactured by the Ford Company. It seemed a little odd when people got excited at the prospect of it 'turning around,' but I just figured they were rape fans.

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What The Hell Is Wrong With Twenty-Somethings?

What's our problem?

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3 Reasons the Ground Zero Mosque Debate Makes No Sense

I don�t usually write about politics. It�s important, but something I want no part of � kind of like a raw sewage treatment facility. But frankly, I haven�t been this upset in a long time. And it's due to the logic-hating, herd-mentality rhetoric that some have been flinging in opposition to the so-called 'Ground Zero Mosque.'

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6 Objective Reasons The US Army Should Invade BP

Turns out BP and COBRA have a lot more in common than an all-capped name.

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The 5 Most Statistically Full of Sh!t National Stereotypes

Turns out many universally accepted national reputations have little to no basis in reality. Shocking, we know.

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The 6 Most Half Assed Attempts at Corporate Green Washing

'Just paint the logo green, those idiots will believe in anything.'

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Cracked.com's Top 25 Articles of 2009

Counting down the 25 most popular articles Cracked.com posted this year.

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8 Insane Ways Parents Are Politically Brainwashing Children

Create your own adorable partisan asshole.

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