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2 New Shirts for 'Star Wars' and 'Led Zeppelin' Fans

It's like 1977 all over again.

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2 New Shirts for 'Jurassic Park' and 'The Avengers' Fans

Hulk and dinosaurs? What more could you ask for?

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6 Ways You're About to Get Screwed by the Job Market

You're about to enter a system that is so rigged against you that you'll think it's all an elaborate prank.

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2 New Shirts for 'Taxi Driver' and 'American Psycho' Fans

Because nothing shows how sane you are to society by rocking shirts dedicated to pop culture psychos.

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5 Ways US Medical Billing Is Way More F#@ked Than You Think

But beyond the initial punch to the wallet, the awfulness of ridiculous medical bills extends to places you might not have thought.

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2 New Shirts for GB Packers Fans and Punch-Drunk Satire

It's basically summer, right? Time to bust out the attire that tells people exactly what you think about everything.

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Our 4 Favorite Shirts for 'Ninja Turtles' & 'Star Wars' Fans

You'll need all these shirts so people will know what you're into every day of the week.

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5 Things I Learned as an Anonymous TSA Blogger

Two months ago, I revealed my identity to the world, and a friggin' 80-megaton media bomb went off.

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5 Recent Trends That Make It Hard to Trust Police (Part 2)

The police sure are generating some terrifying news stories these days, are they not?

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The 6 Most Undeserving Lottery Winners in History

For most people winning the lottery means a life of living it easy. For these morons it meant a life of being a butthead.

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Unpopular Opinion Podcast: Do Kids Prove We're Doomed?

'Children are the future' is a phrase that's taken on an increasingly terrifying meaning as the years have passed.

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5 Famous Companies That Get More Hate Than They Deserve

Hate has always been a hot commodity. And these companies have cornered the market.

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Unpopular Opinion Podcast: McDonald's Is Not Evil

Has McDonald's ever done anything worthy of our praise? Probably ...

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