Cracked Archive - News
We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
- By Ted E.
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- May 05, 2015
When will cops freaking stop killing people?
- By CRACKED Staff, Chris Radomile
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- May 03, 2015
As it turns out, when you attempt to maintain relevancy in the world, a lot of things can fail.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- May 02, 2015
Following the news is like trying to listen to a confusing tale told by a madman who insists on talking with his butt cheeks like Ace Ventura.
- By Ted E.
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- April 28, 2015
Some recent medical news stories are about as accurate as the 'Plastic Surgeons Hate Her!' spam ads decorating those same articles.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- April 24, 2015
It's pretty clear that somewhere along the way, a few of the corporate training video producers of the world completely and totally lost their minds.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- April 23, 2015
The world is dark and full of terrors, and no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important news story while maintaining their sanity.
- By Ted E.
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- April 21, 2015
The legal system is messed up, man.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- April 21, 2015
We've assembled a gallery of the strangest rogues you might one day find in Arkham's minimum security wing.
- By Mark Hill
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- April 19, 2015
I know that I'm basically a cliche, and rather than being bothered by it, I find great pleasure in hyperconformity.
- By Nicholas Pell
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- April 18, 2015
What can you expect to start fading away before people stop seeing you as a useless twentysomething?
- By Emma Larkins
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- April 15, 2015
Here are the first of what will probably be thousands of B.S. political news stories the media refused to get right.
- By M. Asher Cantrell
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- April 15, 2015
Take my hand as we parachute in our cars from a plane together.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- April 14, 2015
Gone are the days when an oily, muscle-bound ogre against a backdrop of flaming Soviet helicopters was enough to get people into a theater.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- April 14, 2015
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