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23 Outrageous Marketing Lies You See Every Day
Advertisers tend to bend the truth until it snaps in half.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- March 03, 2014
4 Things You Should Never Do in Front of People You Love
In my honest and expert opinion, there are just some things in life that you should never let the people you love see you doing.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- February 28, 2014
23 Shocking Comparisons That Change How You Think of Money
To quote the famous philosophers of the Wu-Tang Clan: Cash rules everything around us.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 26, 2014
4 Organizations Everyone Hates (For Stupid Reasons)
Just about everything, no matter how awful it may be, has supporters somewhere. But why?
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- February 21, 2014
5 Disturbing Reasons Not to Trust the News (From a Reporter)
The gulf between the newsworthy and the filler has been widened on an enormous scale. Here are just some of the reasons journalism has gone (and continues to go) downhill.
- By Robert Evans, Tamlin Magee
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- February 21, 2014
22 Inspiring Acts of Kindness That No One Ever Talks About
While Cracked is duty-bound to shatter the illusions that hold your fragile life together, we also try to spread some joy to make up for it.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 17, 2014
6 Important Steps to Becoming a Dance Machine
A little planning will keep your dance excursion from becoming a disaster. Here are a few tips to keep in mind.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- February 14, 2014
2 New Shirts for Picard and NES Lovers and 1 Huge Sale
If Captain Kirk was allowed to love ladies from other species, Picard should at the very least be allowed to marry his number one.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- February 10, 2014
Two New Shirts That Both Replicants and Humans Can Love
We bring you more shirts and an opportunity to win $500!
- By CRACKED Staff
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- February 04, 2014
16 Ridiculous Examples of Bureaucracy in Action
We asked our readers to find us the biggest waste of time, money, and resources and gave $200 to the most appalling.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 03, 2014
5 Jokes That Make Customer Service People Hate You (Pt. 2)
Here are five more horrible, cliched jokes that workers have to hear every day, and how I think those workers should be allowed to react in a just world.
- By Gladstone
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- February 01, 2014
The 22 Most Misleading Viral Photos (Explained)
Our quest to sift through the bullshit for you continues.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 15, 2014
Store Update: A Sale as Black as the Frozen Heart of Winter
Since the world can turn any apartment into a Wearegettingthroughthisgoddamnit Bunker, why not make the space you're hunkered down in worth the hunkering?
- By CRACKED Staff
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- January 14, 2014
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