It's like 1977 all over again.
Hulk and dinosaurs? What more could you ask for?
You're about to enter a system that is so rigged against you that you'll think it's all an elaborate prank.
Because nothing shows how sane you are to society by rocking shirts dedicated to pop culture psychos.
But beyond the initial punch to the wallet, the awfulness of ridiculous medical bills extends to places you might not have thought.
It's basically summer, right? Time to bust out the attire that tells people exactly what you think about everything.
You'll need all these shirts so people will know what you're into every day of the week.
Two months ago, I revealed my identity to the world, and a friggin' 80-megaton media bomb went off.
The police sure are generating some terrifying news stories these days, are they not?
For most people winning the lottery means a life of living it easy. For these morons it meant a life of being a butthead.
'Children are the future' is a phrase that's taken on an increasingly terrifying meaning as the years have passed.
Hate has always been a hot commodity. And these companies have cornered the market.
Has McDonald's ever done anything worthy of our praise? Probably ...