Cracked Archive - Music
The Time Black Sabbath Couldn't Find Ozzy Osbourne
Doing drugs isn’t a game, kids. Unless you’re into metal, then it definitely is.
- By Cedric Voets
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- January 12, 2021
5 Reasons All Modern Pop Music Sounds The Same
It's not an accident Ed Sheeran's gremlin warble follows you around every business on Earth.
- By William Kuechenberg
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- January 08, 2021
Elton John Started Dressing Like That on a Dare
He was rocking that Angela Chase look way back in the ‘70s, so you can’t say he wasn’t always ahead of his time.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- January 02, 2021
'Aly & Aj' Release Expletive-Filled Version of Disney Channel Jam, 'Potential Breakup Song'
Aly & Aj are back -- and not afraid of dropping an f-bomb or 2
- By Carly Tennes
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- December 29, 2020
There's A 'Pete Best' Of The Spice Girls (And It Got Catty)
She made Posh Spice swear.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- December 26, 2020
Get In The (2020) Holiday Spirit With These Metal Dubs Of Christmas Songs
Deck the halls with bodies gory.
- By Cedric Voets
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- December 22, 2020
Early 2000s Prom Staple, Eve 6, Gloriously Roasts 90s Rock Goons on Twitter
To paraphrase their own Twitter account, their irrelevance has made them relevant again.
- By Carly Tennes
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- December 21, 2020
The Worst Story Ever Told, In 4 Chapters
This true story involves Chicago, a bridge, an innocent boat tour, the Dave Matthews Band, and 800 pounds of human waste.
- By Alex Hanton
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- December 20, 2020
The Article That Mainstreamed (And Whitened) Disco Was Made Up
Marginalized groups just never get to have fun.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- December 19, 2020
Perfect Fluids Are Kind of A Banger, MIT's SoundCloud Shows
SoundCloud -- not just for Trump supporting, face-tattooed teen rappers.
- By Carly Tennes
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- December 15, 2020
5 Beloved Songs (That Are Secretly Horror Shows)
Huh. Did we really never listen to these all the way through before?
- By Ryan Menezes
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- December 15, 2020
Korea Bends Famously Strict Military Service Law For K-Pop Stars
The BTS Army may stay metaphorical for a bit longer.
- By Carly Tennes
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- December 07, 2020
Kesha's Podcast About Ghosts Is ... Something Else
Kesha and the Creepies naturally features conversations with her famous friends about various paranormal activities and also Kesha being so fantastically Kesha.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- November 25, 2020
Mysterious New Wave Band (NOT Green Day) Releases Ivanka Trump Diss Track
Nope, no Green Day here ....
- By Carly Tennes
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- November 24, 2020
SoundCloud Rap is Now Having A MAGA Moment
President Trump, meet Lil Pump.
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 29, 2020
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