Cracked Archive - Music
'Mr. Jones' By Counting Crows Had A (Ironic) Real-Life Lesson About Fame
How come Mr. Jones never got to be a big star, too?
- By Amanda Mannen
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- September 05, 2020
'I’m Too Sexy' is Way Darker Than You Think
If you listen closely, it’s clearly a cry for help.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- August 29, 2020
Why You Don’t Hear Nirvana in More Movies
They simply did too good of a job of defining an era.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- August 26, 2020
What The Falkor Is This Music Video?
If you thought tobacco the product was out to ruin childhoods, just wait until you hear TOBACCO the musician.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 26, 2020
'Under Pressure' Was a Wild 24-Hour Improvised Coke Bender
In other words, it was a perfectly average Queen and/or Bowie party.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- August 22, 2020
The Bizarre (And Terrible) Singing Career Of Clint Eastwood
Sometimes actors can sing ... sometimes they can't.
- By Cedric Voets
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- August 16, 2020
How Do You Fix A Racist Ice Cream Truck Jingle? Call RZA
This banger is anything but vanilla.
- By Cedric Voets
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- August 14, 2020
Thousands Of Maskless Motorcyclists Risk Their Health For ... Smash Mouth?
Our world's on fire, and these guys are making it worse.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 11, 2020
America Isn't Ready For A Eurovision-Style Contest
Not enough pomp, too much circumstance.
- By Cedric Voets
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- August 11, 2020
Goodbye American TikTok, We Hardly Knew Ye
A roundup of an absurd experiment in youth culture.
- By Cedric Voets
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- August 10, 2020
Lana Del Rey's Album Of Spoken Word Poetry Is ... Not Good
Hopefully, this will be the tipping point that forces us all to acknowledge that this lady is nothing more than 35-year-old edgelord
- By Amanda Mannen
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- July 30, 2020
Tell Us Now: Embarrassing Songs People Hate To Admit They Love
What's hidden in YOUR playlist?
- By AM Smiley, Cracked Readers
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- July 27, 2020
Drake's New Arabic Accent Misfires Hilariously
Someone needs to go back to Duolingo and start over.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 21, 2020
Behold, Donald Glover's Lost, Hilarious TV Show Theme Songs
This truly is the darkest timeline.
- By Cedric Voets
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- July 19, 2020
Black Creators Who Got Their Material Stolen
How ballsy do you have to be to steal two songs from one artist and put it on the same album?
- By Archie Grimm
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- July 19, 2020
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