Cracked Archive - Music
Bill Wyman From The Rolling Stones Is His Own Grandson
He may also be his own grandpa.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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3 Paul McCartney Released Music Under A Bonkers Fake Persona
Answering the age-old question: "Would The Beatles still sell records if they pretended to be sheep-headed violinists?"
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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40 Facts About 70s Songs
Even if you were there, chances are you don’t know this stuff.
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- By Tara Marie
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4 Weird Facts About The Day The Music Died
The crash was sad, but the background was nuts.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Court Says 'Nevermind' to Nirvana's 'Nevermind' Cover Lawsuit
Plus, what may happen next.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Finland Defeated Soviet Explosives With The Power Of Polka
They kept the polka going for five months.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Gorbachev Released An Album Of Ballads In 2009
Someone paid $164,940 for the only copy.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus' Was Condemned By The Catholic Church
They successfully got some radio stations to stop playing it.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Night Charlie Watts Dressed Up To Punch Mick Jagger
Charlie Watts always felt left out.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Every Christmas, The Bestselling British Single Is A New Song About Sausage Rolls
In 2019 it was 'I Love Sausage Rolls.' 2020? 'Don't Stop Me Eatin'.'
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- By Ryan Menezes
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10 Asses Racing: The Unknown History of the 12 Days of Christmas
It's a memory game, one you're designed to lose.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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11 Annoying Christmas Songs In Need Of A Snowy Exile
These leave us wanting to club Christmas playlists with a candy cane.
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- By Mac Faber
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In Defense Of Bob Dylan's Bonkers Christmas Album
Ever wish Nat King Cole sounded more like the Devil?
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- By JM McNab
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'All I Want For Christmas' Makes Goats Produce More Milk
All I want for Christmas is moo.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Only Successful Recording Of 'Blackbird' Came From The Cast Of Glee
And yet it's one of the most covered songs of all time.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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