Cracked Archive - Music

Guns N' Roses Wrote A Children's Book, And It's Weirder Than It Sounds
Welcome to the jungle gym?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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‘I Wonder What’s Inside Your Butthole’ Is The Best Song Of 2020 So Far
Here's the most adorable silver lining of quarantine you'll ever see.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Linkin Park Is Back To Making Music
Prepare to feel things like you haven't since your 9th grade nu-metal phase.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Don't Listen To The New Taylor Swift Album (No, Not For The Usual Reason)
You'll be doing her a solid.
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- By Cedric Voets
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ICP Shows Laudable Concern For Fans
This is news that's going to mean nothing to some people but everything to the Juggalos.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The Simple Fix To Prevent Messing Up Your 'Hallelujah' Covers
It's one the most beautiful songs of all time, let's keep it that way.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Stop Sleeping On Rick Astley ... No, seriously.
We're so glad Rick Astley never gave up on music.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Pitbull's Yell Is Now His Official Trademark
‘EEEEEEEYOOOOOO’
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- By Luis Prada
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Puddle Of Mudd Covering 'About A Girl' Plugs Our Mind Toilets Forever
We didn't know a human voice could sound like this.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Congrats To Newcomer Bob Dylan For His First Billboard No. 1 Hit
This kid is going places.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Public Enemy Committed A Really Long-Form April Fools Prank
April Fools Day is 'cancelled,' so here's 'April Flav Chuck Day' instead.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Jeremy Renner Will Save Us All With The Power Of Adult Contemporary Rock
Renner is here to deliver
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- By Luis Prada
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Musicians Are Already Being Inspired By The Coronavirus Quarantine
Are you more into discovid or skarantine?
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- By Cedric Voets
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Dropkick Murphys Keeping St. Paddy's Day Concert Alive With Free Stream
This coronavirus stuff is a perfect storm for what could be the lamest St. Patrick's Day ever. Enter the Dropkick Murphys.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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15 Witchy Facts About Stevie Nicks
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- By Amanda Mannen
29 Wild Theories That Really Are Out There
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- By Eric B