It turns out Christmas carols riddled with double entendre have actually been around for decades.
Anyone can guess what the fun part of being in a band entails. The pain-in-the-ass part, on the other hand, is more unknown.
There are certain things songwriters do that seem almost guaranteed to produce a bad song, but they keep doing it.
This label is tossed around a bit too liberally, so much so that there are a few 'one-hit wonders' that deserve a second look.
Step #1: Suck. Step #2: Forget you suck. Step #3: Remember you suck in front of 100 people.
When art sucks, it sucks for consistent and modern reasons.
Judging by how often their spectacularly bad ideas make the wrong kind of headlines, it clear musicians need to get better PR teams.
What sucks about the entertainment industry is that usually a very small group of very pretty people get all of the credit for work done by an army of talented folks behind the scenes.
When death stares you in the face, then stare right back and ROCK.
Even a tone deaf squirrel finds a note once in awhile.
Robin Thicke can relax knowing that the person he ripped off was much cooler than all the other people who have been ripped off.
I'm going to venture out into the wilds of the Internet and track down what's being released today, if for no other reason than to get a status report on a part of pop culture I've abandoned.
Some of the most iconic musical moments of all time have just been farted out on accident.
As if 'But it hadn't happened yet!' was a valid excuse for being grossly insensitive.
The band may not straight-up pretend that the amputated musician never existed, but the hows and whys of that person's sudden departure are rarely discussed.