Cracked Archive - Music
Get In The (2020) Holiday Spirit With These Metal Dubs Of Christmas Songs
Deck the halls with bodies gory.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
1
1 Early 2000s Prom Staple, Eve 6, Gloriously Roasts 90s Rock Goons on Twitter
To paraphrase their own Twitter account, their irrelevance has made them relevant again.
- Authors
- By Carly Tennes
- Published
- Comments
- 9
The Worst Story Ever Told, In 4 Chapters
This true story involves Chicago, a bridge, an innocent boat tour, the Dave Matthews Band, and 800 pounds of human waste.
- Authors
- By Alex Hanton
- Published
- Comments
- 29
The Article That Mainstreamed (And Whitened) Disco Was Made Up
Marginalized groups just never get to have fun.
- Authors
- By Amanda Mannen
- Published
- Comments
- 28
Perfect Fluids Are Kind of A Banger, MIT's SoundCloud Shows
SoundCloud -- not just for Trump supporting, face-tattooed teen rappers.
- Authors
- By Carly Tennes
- Published
- Comments
- 1
Sign up for the Cracked Newsletter
Get the best of Cracked sent directly to your inbox!
5 Beloved Songs (That Are Secretly Horror Shows)
Huh. Did we really never listen to these all the way through before?
- Authors
- By Ryan Menezes
- Published
- Comments
- 80
Korea Bends Famously Strict Military Service Law For K-Pop Stars
The BTS Army may stay metaphorical for a bit longer.
- Authors
- By Carly Tennes
- Published
- Comments
- 15
Kesha's Podcast About Ghosts Is ... Something Else
Kesha and the Creepies naturally features conversations with her famous friends about various paranormal activities and also Kesha being so fantastically Kesha.
- Authors
- By Amanda Mannen
- Published
- Comments
- 6
Mysterious New Wave Band (NOT Green Day) Releases Ivanka Trump Diss Track
Nope, no Green Day here ....
- Authors
- By Carly Tennes
- Published
- Comments
- 15
SoundCloud Rap is Now Having A MAGA Moment
President Trump, meet Lil Pump.
- Authors
- By Carly Tennes
- Published
- Comments
- 49
Tenacious D Covers 'The Time Warp' In New 'Rock-y The Vote' Campaign
The classic spooky season song is back -- with an election-year twist.
- Authors
- By Carly Tennes
- Published
- Comments
- 19
6 Famous Songs You Never Knew Got Weirdo Sequels
Sometimes songs just don't need sequels.
- Authors
- By Ryan Menezes
- Published
- Comments
- 39
Chill To The Newest Musical Genre: Library Takeout Jams
Let's chill out to some loan-fi.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
- 2
All the '80s Rock Gods Were People of Color
Just because they went on to invent countless other genres of music doesn't mean they abandoned rock and roll.
- Authors
- By Amanda Mannen
- Published
- Comments
- 77
The '90s Cheesiest R&B Song's Sad, Sad Story
Lisa, if you’re out there: CALL THIS MAN. THE WORLD NEEDS THIS.
- Authors
- By Amanda Mannen
- Published
- Comments
- 23
