Cracked Archive - Music
6 Famous Songs You Never Knew Got Weirdo Sequels
Sometimes songs just don't need sequels.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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39 Chill To The Newest Musical Genre: Library Takeout Jams
Let's chill out to some loan-fi.
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- By Cedric Voets
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All the '80s Rock Gods Were People of Color
Just because they went on to invent countless other genres of music doesn't mean they abandoned rock and roll.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The '90s Cheesiest R&B Song's Sad, Sad Story
Lisa, if you’re out there: CALL THIS MAN. THE WORLD NEEDS THIS.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Stop Informing The Green Day Dude September Has Ended
He knows.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Train’s Led Zeppelin Cover Album Proves They Don’t Have to Suck
No one is more shocked than we are.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Songs That Only Became Popular Because We Missed Their Meanings
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- By Nathan Williams
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A Shady Mailing Service Was Pre-Internet Spotify
All the unfair business practices, none of the bandwidth.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Andre 3000 Is Becoming Rap's Bigfoot
Legend says he appears only for those that are pure of heart, strong of will, and so fresh and so clean clean.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Rock Out To Disneyland (Short-Lived) Sexy Prog-Rock Band
Rock out with your Donald Duck out.
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- By Cedric Voets
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'Mr. Jones' By Counting Crows Had A (Ironic) Real-Life Lesson About Fame
How come Mr. Jones never got to be a big star, too?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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'I’m Too Sexy' is Way Darker Than You Think
If you listen closely, it’s clearly a cry for help.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Why You Don’t Hear Nirvana in More Movies
They simply did too good of a job of defining an era.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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What The Falkor Is This Music Video?
If you thought tobacco the product was out to ruin childhoods, just wait until you hear TOBACCO the musician.
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- By Dan Duddy
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'Under Pressure' Was a Wild 24-Hour Improvised Coke Bender
In other words, it was a perfectly average Queen and/or Bowie party.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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