Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
Did NASA Try To Stop Spielberg's 'Close Encounters Of The Third Kind?'
As far as we can tell the government had no issues with ‘Hook’
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- By JM McNab
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6 'The Falcon And The Winter Soldier's Therapist Is Kind Of A Jerk
She honestly kind of shows a boneheaded lack of concern for a person's trauma.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Where's Our Goddamn 'Nice Guys' Sequel Already?
Just give Shane Black a small fraction of that 'Knives Out' dough.
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- By JM McNab
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The (Continuing) Baffling Battle For Rotten Tomatoes' Top Movie Spot
There's a bizarre battleground for top ranking on Rotten Tomatoes, but we guess that's where we've come to as a society.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Bring Back 'Star Wars' Snot Vampires, You Cowards
The new canon is growing more and more every minute, but they remain glaringly absent.
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- By Eirik Gumeny
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How The 1990s Almost Killed Superheroes
If you think those Pokemon cards you're hoarding will make you rich, we've got a stack of Spawn #1s that say otherwise ...
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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'Army Of The Dead' Should Have Been A Video Game
Zack Snyder is a hell of a game maker; he just happens to make his games in movie form.
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- By Dan Duddy
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55 Strange Origins Of Famous Characters
Many of your favorite characters started out in ways nothing like you'd think.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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Iran Tried To Hide Will Ferrell's Crotch With CGI (VIDEO)
Jordan Breeding of Cracked and Karl Smallwood of Fact Fiend discuss Iran's government's clumsy, expensive attempts to protect its people from Will Ferrell's crotch. They also discuss other goofy censorship attempts and Rocket Launcher Jesus.
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- By Karl Smallwood, Jordan Breeding
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5 Behind-The-Scenes Stories That Prove James Cameron Is A Maniac
You didn’t really think that Avatar was made by a stable, well-adjusted person, did you?
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- By JM McNab
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'Star Wars' Director J.J. Abrams Says He Learned It's 'Critical' To Have Filmmaking Plan
Abrams Scout motto? Be prepared – but not *too* prepared.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Hollywood's Newest Inspiration: Just Doing 'Quantum Leap' Apparently
Your parents’ favorite time travel show is making a comeback.
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- By JM McNab
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'Powerpuff Girls' Reboot To Be Overhauled After Mind-Bogglingly Bad Script Allegedly Leaks on Twitter
Take a look at what some are saying is 'Powerpuff's' childhood-destroying script.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Amazon Buys MGM Studios Because Of Course They Did
The e-commerce giant is putting all that cash they allegedly didn't pay in taxes for four years to good use.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Comic Book C-Listers That Deserved More From Movie Adaptations
Entire personalities and comic-book histories are erased because someone only cared that the name sounded cool.
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- By Eirik Gumeny
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