Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

 Disney's 'Star Wars' Menu Looks Kind Of Gross
Disney's 'Star Wars' Menu Looks Kind Of Gross

At least they stopped short of selling overpriced Jabba Jerky.

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Steven Spielberg Wants To Destroy Netflix Movies
Steven Spielberg Wants To Destroy Netflix Movies

Spielberg's attacks on the streaming site's movie cred make him a big blockbuster hypocrite

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5 Ways We Train Teenage Girls To Love Psychopaths
5 Ways We Train Teenage Girls To Love Psychopaths

A lot of young women find murderers totally hot.

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Netflix Alters Ending To 'The Notebook' Defying Death Itself
Netflix Alters Ending To 'The Notebook' Defying Death Itself

Good news for people who like making out in the rain but not the grim consequence of mortality.

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Rotten Tomatoes Finally Killed Pre-Release User Reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Finally Killed Pre-Release User Reviews

Rotten Tomatoes is doing away with the extremely bad practice of non-critics reviewing movies before they're out.

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The Writer Of 'Green Book' Is Making A New (Terrible) Movie
The Writer Of 'Green Book' Is Making A New (Terrible) Movie

The guy behind 'Green Book' is directing a musical, because the Universe hates you.

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Topher Grace Has Made The Greatest 'Star Wars' Trailer Ever
Topher Grace Has Made The Greatest 'Star Wars' Trailer Ever

The former 'That '70s Show' star has a hidden talent: making our least-favorite trilogies suck less.

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5 Famous Superhero Movie Scenes That Are Already Outdated
5 Famous Superhero Movie Scenes That Are Already Outdated

Anthropologists say you can measure the progress of a civilization by its superhero movies.

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Wait Til You Hear Who's Review-Bombing 'Captain Marvel'
Wait Til You Hear Who's Review-Bombing 'Captain Marvel'

Anti-feminists have resorted to review-bombing its Rotten Tomatoes audience score.

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The CIA Live-Tweeted The Oscars To Debunk 'Black Panther'
The CIA Live-Tweeted The Oscars To Debunk 'Black Panther'

This is not the first time the CIA has tried to use Hollywood to change the story.

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6 'True Story' Oscar Movies (That Are Secretly Full Of Lies)
6 'True Story' Oscar Movies (That Are Secretly Full Of Lies)

Hollywood isn't exactly known for its accuracy.

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KFC Just Ruined 'RoboCop' Forever
KFC Just Ruined 'RoboCop' Forever

Good news for anyone who wanted the iconic cyborg to become a fast food mascot.

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5 Classic Romantic Comedies That Teach Questionable Lessons
5 Classic Romantic Comedies That Teach Questionable Lessons

No movie genre ages quite like the romantic comedy.

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Urban Outfitters is Selling Video Tapes, Thinks You're Dumb
Urban Outfitters is Selling Video Tapes, Thinks You're Dumb

Is VHS making a comeback? Um, probably not.

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5 Early Versions Of Movies That Would've Changed Everything
5 Early Versions Of Movies That Would've Changed Everything

Deleted scenes are cut for a reason.

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