Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

'Invincible's Super DILF Comes from the Planet of Mustaches
Planet of the mustache rides.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Board Games Are The Closest We've Come To 'Star Trek's Holodeck
And they probably won’t break down and kill you.
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- By JM McNab
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'Lord of the Rings' Only Exists Because Tolkien's Son Was Annoying
Tolkien was a loving -- albeit a slightly potty-mouthed -- father.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Are 'John Wick'-Style Action Movies Really About ... School?
A lot of people have a “particular set of skills.”
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- By JM McNab
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'Office Space' Was Inspired By ... The Dude Who Wrote 'Moby Dick?'
Both the movie and Melville had stuff to say about work culture ...
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- By Eirik Gumeny
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'Chad' And The Sad State Of Review Bombing
If you can't trust the Tomatometer then what can you trust?
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- By Dan Duddy
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Star Wars' Saddest Character Is The Space Slug (No, Seriously)
A long time ago in a galaxy forever alone ...
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- By Eirik Gumeny
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4 Behind the Scenes Stories That Deserve Their Own Movie
These behind-the-scenes stories have all of the drama, laughs, and bugnuts insanity to make very compelling biopics one day.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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The '90s Weird Trend Of Action Stars Murdering Old Men
Careful what you say, Grandpa, or you might end up on the wrong side of a roundhouse kick.
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- By Dan Duddy
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The Wizard Of Oz Was Fueled By Meth And Everybody Hating "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" (VIDEO)
Wizard of Oz had everything from meth to forcing children to smoke cigarettes to a legitimately brilliant workaround to create one of the greatest practical effects of all time.
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- By Karl Smallwood, Jordan Breeding
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Marvel Has Been Trying (And Failing) To Make 'The Eternals' A Thing For Decades
No one's favorite Marvel comic is finally hitting the big screen.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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Even Before 'The Mitchells vs The Machines,' Furbies Were Feared
The Pentagon's most adorable nemesis.
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- By JM McNab
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4 Times Reality Cast Members Were Monsters Outside Of The Show
Being a reality TV star isn't for everyone and these stories prove that it should probably be for no one.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Steve Carell Got '40-Year-Old Virgin' Shut Down By Looking Like A Serial Killer (VIDEO)
All they had to see was the biking scene to decide Steve Carell has definitely killed people.
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- By Karl Smallwood, Jordan Breeding
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Why Does Disney Keep Recycling The Same Animation Over and Over and Over Again?
"Hey, can I copy your homework?" -- Disney animators circa 1970, probably.
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- By Carly Tennes
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