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5 Unnecessarily Terrifying Kids Movie Villains
5 Unnecessarily Terrifying Kids Movie Villains

How do we explain these hellish villains in otherwise kid-friendly movies?

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Disney Deleted A Weirdly Dark Joke From 'Toy Story 2'
Disney Deleted A Weirdly Dark Joke From 'Toy Story 2'

Stinky Pete just got #MeTooed.

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Racists Are Attacking Black Ariel With Mermaid Science
Racists Are Attacking Black Ariel With Mermaid Science

Preserving the Mermaryan nation.

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Cracked's 8 Favorite Movies of July 2019
Cracked's 8 Favorite Movies of July 2019

It's summertime! Go inside and watch a movie!

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The Blackadder Reboot Sounds Like A Stale Sitcom For Boomers
The Blackadder Reboot Sounds Like A Stale Sitcom For Boomers

Nobody wants to see Edmund Blackadder complaining about avocado toast.

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5 Weirdly Sexist Sci-fi/Fantasy Tropes That Just Won't Die
5 Weirdly Sexist Sci-fi/Fantasy Tropes That Just Won't Die

In fantasy there is a diversity of possibility ... and an overabundance of the same ol' sexist tropes.

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It's Time to Overanalyze The New 'Star Wars' Movie's Title
It's Time to Overanalyze The New 'Star Wars' Movie's Title

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for Google Translate.

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'Forrest Gump's Shady, Hidden Plotline
'Forrest Gump's Shady, Hidden Plotline

What's Forrest's true motivation for telling his life story to total strangers?

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Subway's New Ad Is Really, Truly Insane
Subway's New Ad Is Really, Truly Insane

We are in the final chapter of capitalism, and sandwiches.

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The Makers Of 'The Room' Have A New Show And It Doesn't Suck
The Makers Of 'The Room' Have A New Show And It Doesn't Suck

The worst Tommy Wiseau makes the best art.

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7 Vexing Questions About Spider-Man, Answered
7 Vexing Questions About Spider-Man, Answered

Let's try to clear some things up before we get a new Peter Parker in, like, three years.

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5 Weird Music Careers Of Marvel Movie Stars
5 Weird Music Careers Of Marvel Movie Stars

A few Avengers have made forays into music as well.

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Cate Blanchett Is Secretly In All Of Your Favorite Movies
Cate Blanchett Is Secretly In All Of Your Favorite Movies

But if you want to see her you'll spend a long time looking -- which isn't a bad thing.

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5 Surprisingly Feminist Horror Movies
5 Surprisingly Feminist Horror Movies

A lot of the classics in the genre do a better job of tackling women's issues than most.

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