Movies & TV
If 'New Moon' Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
ROBERT PATTINSON: Don't worry Kristen, I will protect you by hurling you against a wall and into a glass table!
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- By The Editing Room
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6 Hilarious Attempts at Brainwashing Kids With Comic Books
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- By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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6 Mental Illness Myths Hollywood Wants You to Believe
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- By Geoff Shakespeare
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Agents of Cracked: A Daring Tale of Sex, Idiocy and Revenge
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- By Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim
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A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
7 Popular 'Chick Flicks' That Secretly Hate Women
Hollywood filmmakers like their women like they like their coffee: shrill, stupid and submissive. And usually not black.
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- By Erica Cantin
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The 6 Most Unintentionally Creepy Movie Romances
Ask any 10-year-old boy, and he'll tell you: Romance is gross. One look at the average Hollywood movie is going to tell you he might just be right.
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- By Jeff Kelly
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'2012' Sucks Worse Than the Mayans Could Have Predicted
2012 is like watching a Special Olympics weightlifting event.
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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5 Horrific Ways Your Brain Can Turn On You Without Warning
Even if you're perfectly healthy and have never had a mental illness or dropped acid, your brain can mess with you in a terrifying variety of ways.
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- By David O'Shea
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6 Movie Plots Made Possible by Bafflingly Bad Decisions
Take a giant gorilla to New York City and put him on display? What could possibly go wrong?
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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8 Racist Ads You Won t Believe Are From the Last Few Years
Brought to you by Doritos' New 'We Hate Black People' Cheddar!
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- By Mark Hill
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6 Characters Who Show Up in Every Zombie Movie
If we've learned anything, it's that humans are only capable of six psychological reactions to a scourge of the undead. And here they are.
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- By Michael Swaim
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The 5 Most Unintentionally Racist Movies About Racism
If it wasn't for Hollywood making a bunch of well-meaning but ham-handed and accidentally racist films, why, the rest of us would have never learned our lessons! Hail our conquering heroes, the real champions of equality in America.
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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5 Awful Storylines We Don't Want in the Star Wars Sequels
Believe it or not, there are actually Star Wars stories so terrible they do more damage to the source material than Jar Jar Binks could have ever hoped to.
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- By CRACKED Staff
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6 Movie Heroes (Who Sucked At Their Jobs)
Here are six movie heroes who did their jobs so damn poorly that, in retrospect, they'd barely make good sidekicks.
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- By Jonathan Kimak
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7 Horrifying Moments from Classic Kids Movies
In some ways, children are harder to scare than adults. If you don't believe us, go back and watch some of the movies you loved as a little kid. You'll be surprised to find that, at random spots, they've inserted scenes that are bizarre, hallucinogenic and/or just plain sphincter-bustingly scary
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- By Fitzgerald Smith
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