Do it for ol' Gil, won't ya?
The new Sonic trailer wants a fresh start, but we're way past that.
They're probably at least getting the basics right. Aren't they?
It's 2019 and we still don't know who shot first.
Why are we still talking about this?
Don't ruin Emilia Clarke's movie by knowing things like basic movie structure.
The cops will come swooping in the seconds the credits roll.
Maybe pick up a history book, once or twice.
The Invisible Gaslighter, more or less.
And it has nothing to do with dancing to Gary Glitter.
The future is stupid!