Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
Why Do They Keep Putting Elaborate Plots In Kids Comedy Movies? (PODCAST)
A review of Chip N' Dale: Rescue Rangers.
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4 The One Moment That Pops Up In Every Pixar Movie
You remember one moment in every movie -- and it's the same moment every time.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 Myths About Dinosaurs Movies Want Us To Believe
This is what happens when your movie franchise makes everyone a Dino Expert.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Hollywood Won’t Let Tom Cruise Have Sex Anymore
“Your sex-less mission, should you choose to accept it …”
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- By JM McNab
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Cracked Theory: Doc Brown’s Family Is The Reason Our Future Sucks
Is it too much to ask for a hoverboard that doesn’t explode?
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- By JM McNab
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5 Kids Movies That Are (Secretly) Horror Movies
E.T. was the real monster all along.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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14 Earth-Shaking Facts About The Jurassic Park Movies
Jurassic Park got sued, and almost killed someone.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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How'd No One Notice Jurassic Park Getting Built
Can it be explained by Chaos Theory?
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- By JM McNab
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DC's Black Adam Died (Hilariously) In His First Appearance
If The Rock's new movie is comics accurate, he'll drop dead in 5 minutes.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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‘Star Trek’ Keeps Ripping Off A Legendary Sci-Fi Author
A recent ‘Strange New Worlds’ episode was familiar to many.
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- By JM McNab
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4 Ways Jurassic Park's Writer Was A Giant Weirdo
Michael Crichton believed in spoon bending and astral travel, but not climate change.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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'Ms. Marvel,' A Celebration Of Fans, Is Being Review Bombed By 'Fans'
Some fans are more toxic than the stuff that blinded Daredevil.
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- By JM McNab
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4 Times The Making Of ‘Jurassic Park’ Was Pure Chaos
Hollywood finds a way.
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- By JM McNab
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James Cameron Almost Directed Jurassic Park
That would have given him THREE highest-grossing-ever films in a row.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Of The Toothiest Kills In ‘Jurassic Park,’ Power Ranked
Zara deserved better, but her end was also the best.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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