Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

David S. Pumpkins’ Continued Popularity Proves We’ll Always Love Zany Tom Hanks the Most
The surreal ‘SNL’ character made his triumphant return last night, reminding us that no matter how acclaimed the Oscar-winning actor is, audiences will always have a soft spot for his bygone 1980s silliness
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- By Tim Grierson
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An Actual Psychiatrist On How To Treat Michael Myers And Other Horror Psychopaths
Here's what Dr. Loomis should have done.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Soup for You: Seinfeld’s Infamous Soup Nazi Serves Up A Big Bowl of His Favorite Fall Soups
It turns out that actor Larry Thomas is a man of many talents, which, ironically, include soup-making
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- By Brian VanHooker
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‘Young Frankenstein’ Borrowed Its Props From A Horror Movie Legend
Frankenstein’s lab equipment was collecting dust in a Santa Monica garage.
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- By JM McNab
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Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Is A Better Comedy Star Than An Action Hero
The world needs more ‘The Rock’ comedies.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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The Most Famous Monsters in ‘Saturday Night Live’ History, Ranked by Just How Monstrous They Really Are
Kellywise? The Merryville Brothers? Chevy Chase? Who is the most terrifying of them all?
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- By Brian VanHooker
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‘The Shinning’ Is the Greatest Stanley Kubrick Parody Ever
With Halloween around the corner, let’s salute a classic ‘Treehouse of Horror’ segment that remains as fresh as the movie it’s lovingly paying homage to
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- By Tim Grierson
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The 'Frasier' Episode That's Eerily Similar to the End of 'Bodies Bodies Bodies'
Tossed salad and … Pete Davidson?
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- By JM McNab
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Never Forget: There’s A Brothel In ‘Hook’s Neverland
Second star to the right, and you have to be 18+.
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- By JM McNab
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Orthopedic Surgeons Dissect the Medical Logic Behind ‘Rookie of the Year’
Is it even remotely possible that a 12-year-old’s broken arm could suddenly obtain the Howitzer-like ability to propel a baseball through the air at 103 miles per hour?
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- By Brian VanHooker
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4 Stupid Horror Tropes You Never Noticed (VIDEO)
Why you do this, horror movies?
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- By Jordan Breeding
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YouTube Proves That ‘Breaking Bad’ Is Part Of The ‘Roseanne’ Cinematic Universe
Did Saul Goodman show up on a ‘90s sitcom?
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- By JM McNab
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‘Shaun of the Dead’ is About the Horrors of Customer Service
Also, zombies.
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- By JM McNab
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Reminder: Casper The Friendly Ghost Is A Giant Creep
Put on some damn pants, Casper.
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- By JM McNab
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‘It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown’ Has Become A Bee-Hive For Stupid Parent Complaints
A harmless children's cartoon, or a degenerate depiction of domestic violence and animal abuse? The internet's most perpetually outraged parents weigh in on Charlie Brown
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- By Keegan Kelly
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