Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

A 'John Wick' Joke Got A Coffee Bean Cocaine Ring Busted
A 'John Wick' Joke Got A Coffee Bean Cocaine Ring Busted

Who knew cops would be big fans of John Wick?

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Who Is The Actual Worst On 'Spongebob Squarepants?'
Who Is The Actual Worst On 'Spongebob Squarepants?'

Bikini Bottom is a hive of scum and villainy.

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It’s 2020; Can We Just Let 'Scooby-Doo’s Velma Be Gay Already?
It’s 2020; Can We Just Let 'Scooby-Doo’s Velma Be Gay Already?

Even James Gunn’s 2002 plans sound pretty weak.

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Um, We Probably Don’t Need A New Cut of ‘Batman Forever’
Um, We Probably Don’t Need A New Cut of ‘Batman Forever’

Unless you love janky bat puppets

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'That '70s Show's Eric Forman Is A Great Character But A Terrible Person
'That '70s Show's Eric Forman Is A Great Character But A Terrible Person

Eric, the lazy 'Star Wars'-obsessed nerd who has whole episode plots devoted to how he's not really good at anything ... isn't good at anything.

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The Ending of 'Palm Springs' is the Beginning of a Nightmare
The Ending of 'Palm Springs' is the Beginning of a Nightmare

How is Nyles going to return to any kind of normal life?

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Now's Your Chance To Turn Your Backyard Into 'Jurassic Park'
Now's Your Chance To Turn Your Backyard Into 'Jurassic Park'

Welcome to Jurassic Auction.

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This Year's Comic-Con Is Going To Be, Well, Strange
This Year's Comic-Con Is Going To Be, Well, Strange

Like your Zumba classes, Comic-Con is going all-digital.

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The MCU Plot Hole That's Depressingly Realistic
The MCU Plot Hole That's Depressingly Realistic

Human incompetence even affects the nefarious organizations like HYDRA.

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Leave 'Wishbone' Alone, You Hollywood Vultures
Leave 'Wishbone' Alone, You Hollywood Vultures

The beloved dog is back to sell toys instead of literature

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How Are White Actors Cast For Non-White Roles?
How Are White Actors Cast For Non-White Roles?

Unexpected Reasons Why White Actors Get Cast To Play Non-White Roles

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The What? Way 'The Office' Accidentally Changed Human History
The What? Way 'The Office' Accidentally Changed Human History

History isn't a straight line, it's a pretzel made out of pure madness.

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Blame Stanley Kubrick For Ruining The 'Matrix' Sequels
Blame Stanley Kubrick For Ruining The 'Matrix' Sequels

All work and no play makes Neo a dull boy.

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