Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

'Parks & Rec' Is Back With A New Episode!

Nobody panic, Leslie Knope has everything under control.

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6 Bad Special Effects (From Not That Long Ago)

Yes, upsetting special FX were a thing even before Cats.

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How The Hell Did Arnold Schwarzenegger Pass For An Everyman?

Future historians are going to think we were jacked beyond belief.

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'Jurassic Park' Would Be More Dope With One Change

Why do we have to wait an hour into 'Jurassic Park' for the scary dinos?

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Buy Yourself Some Props From Recent Anxiety-Inducing Movies

Cure your anxiety with props from the most anxious movies ever made.

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6 Reasons Batman and Catwoman's Relationship's Disturbing AF

Two leather fetishists on opposite sides of the law. Ah, romance.

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We're All Turning Into Simpsons Characters (Thanks To Social Distancing)

Watching 'The Simpsons' on TV shouldn't feel like looking into a mirror.

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'The Hunger Games' Is Pulling A 'Star Wars'

Now this is hunger racing!

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Whew, Someone Said 'No' To This Bad Bond Idea

There's no time to do but plenty of your time to waste with hack storytelling.

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'In The Heights' Has Been Delayed By A Year, And That's A Good Thing

It hurts to see 'In The Heights' get delayed, but it makes perfect sense.

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Al Capone Movie Looks Syphilis-Ridden Nuts

From the director of the crappiest 'Fantastic Four' movie.

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Abandoned Trump TV Projects (That Could've Sunk Him)

Who knew this guy had the capacity for failure?

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6 Depressing Details Movies Completely Ignored

Chewie, how could you?

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