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Why The Avengers Are All Anarchists
It's kind of surprising the USA didn't dub the Avengers war criminals out the gate.
- By Eirik Gumeny
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- May 06, 2020
Please Direct 'Greedo,' Taika Waititi
A Star Wars comedy centered around Greedo is exactly what the franchise needs right now.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 05, 2020
Nic Cage, In The Role He Was (Maybe) Born To Play
But who will play John Finlay's missing teeth?
- By Luis Prada
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- May 05, 2020
Uh Oh, We’re Inching Towards the ‘Demolition Man’ Future
Now might be a good time to invest in poop seashells.
- By JM McNab
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- May 05, 2020
Deeply Cursed Los Angeles Places (You Know From Movies)
Hey, we know that hellhole!
- By Andrew McRae
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- May 05, 2020
The New 'Twilight' Book Is Gonna Force Readers To Admit That Edward Is A Sexual Predator
Gross, bruh.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 04, 2020
When I Was Growing Up In Indiana, Candyman Was Very Real
Reality, it mirrors a serial-killing bee specter.
- By William Kuechenberg
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- May 04, 2020
What I Learned From The 'Scrubs' Quarantine Episode
The Scrubs quarantine episode shows our lockdown procedures might not have been up to par.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 01, 2020
The Unspoken Plot Consequences Of Weird Movie Moments
When you start to unravel these plots, your sanity begins to unravel too.
- By Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
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- May 01, 2020
How Alfred Is Totally Useless in 'The Dark Knight'
Batman's trusty butler has a history of incompetence
- By JM McNab
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- May 01, 2020
Jordan-LeBron's GOAT Debate Should Be Decided By Whose 'Space Jam' Is Better
Michael Jordan and LeBron James are the two all-time greatest at passive-aggressive media narrative control.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 01, 2020
These Are Your 2020 Oscar Winners. Deal With It
And now your Oscar nominees for 2021 ...
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 30, 2020
Crazy Hidden Details in Recent Movie Posters
Movie posters: they're not just covering up broken drywall.
- By JM McNab
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- April 30, 2020
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