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'Seinfeld': Jason Alexander Almost Quit Over This Iconic George Costanza-Less Episode<\/a><\/h2>

\"If you can\u2019t say something bad about a relationship you shouldn\u2019t say anything at all.\" -- George Costanza, also Jason Alexander, probably.<\/p>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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Heart Bustin' (AKA From Justin To Kelly) (VIDEO)<\/a><\/h2>

This week the gang watches From Justin To Kelly Clarkson and debates the ethics of contractually obligated make out sessions between American Idol stars.<\/p>

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By Jesse, <\/a> Jordan Breeding, <\/a> Ali Gordon <\/a> <\/dd>
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'Ghostbusters: Afterlife' Has An Unexpected 'Frozen' Easter Egg<\/a><\/h2>

We just can't \"Let It Go.\"<\/p>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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KFC Is Selling Weird Princess Diana-Themed 'Spencer' Tie-In Merch<\/a><\/h2>

Princess Diana, meet Col. Sanders<\/p>

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By JM McNab <\/a> <\/dd>
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Wolverine Was Almost Played By Mario, The Gladiator, And Danzig (VIDEO)<\/a><\/h2>

Would Wolverine have been better portrayed Mario-era Bob Hoskins, Russell Crowe, or The Misfits' Danzig? Prrrrrobably not.<\/p>

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By Jordan Breeding <\/a> <\/dd>
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'Blade Runner's Bonkers Behind-The-Scenes Reason For Its Title<\/a><\/h2>

How we went from\u00a0'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' to 'Blade Runner.'<\/p>

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By JM McNab <\/a> <\/dd>
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Reminder: Neil Gaiman's Sandman Teamed With The Justice League (A Lot)<\/a><\/h2>

Give us a Sandman vs. Starro movie, cowards.<\/p>

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By Maxwell Yezpitelok <\/a> <\/dd>
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If 'Eternals' Were 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest<\/a><\/h2>

KUMAIL NANJIANI (gesticulating wildly) - 'You can't tell I had barely any time to prep for this dance number, right?'<\/p>

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By The Editing Room <\/a> <\/dd>
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The 'Bright' Anime Is Beautifully Well Made (But Totally Misses The Point)<\/a><\/h2>

There is a way to fix \u2018Bright\u2019 (2017) but this ain\u2019t it.<\/p>

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By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Bonkers Way Human Torch Changed Marvel's WWII (Comic) History<\/a><\/h2>

In the Marvel Universe, Hitler was canonically killed by the Torch. Multiple Times.<\/p>

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By Maxwell Yezpitelok <\/a> <\/dd>
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