Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
7 Classic Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories
We can understand watering down a story to make it child-appropriate, but Disney didn't have any business adapting these tales in the first place.
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- By Claire G.
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1515 6 Reasons It's Time For Matthew McConaughey To Go Away
Why did Hollywood give so much influence to someone whose name can't ever be spelled correctly?
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- By Christina H
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5 Ridiculous Gun Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
Those of us raised on the laws of Rambo and Red Dawn are totally boned.
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- By Robert Evans
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The 5 Most Impractical Aspects of Superhero Costumes
Rocket hand makes each of the costumes that she is hired to wear at conventions. The amount of time she's spent making and wearing super hero costumes has given her unique insight into parts of a costumed crime fighter's life that you might have taken for granted.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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And You Thought Fast Zombies Were The Worst Kind... [COMIC]
Well that pretty much shoots my zombie contingency plan to hell.
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- By Jonathan Wojcik
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15 Grossly Misleading Movie Posters
We understand that a movie poster maker really needs to sell the movie. Sometimes, though, they just go completely nuts and start making things up.
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- By Jack Mendoza
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The 6 Creepiest Ways Reality Imitates 'Lost'
'Lost' will soon be gone, but fortunately, there's something that can fill the hole it will leave in the world. Namely, the world. That's right: There's evidence all around you that reality itself is just a great big 'Lost' flash-sideways.
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- By Jacob Sager Weinstein
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What Really Happens After a Radioactive Spider Bite [COMIC]
If the gritty reboot was realistic.
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- By Space Avalanche
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5 Pop Culture Classics Created Out of Laziness
Turns out some timeless classics came about for crass, petty, tasteless, spiteful, greedy or just plain lazy reasons.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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The 6 Most Psychotic Rip-Offs of Famous Animated Films
Here is the dark underbelly of animated film,where hacks and zero budget backroom operations try to make money off of modern classics. The results of their work are amazing, in the way that horrible natural disasters are amazing.
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- By Jack Mendoza
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How 'The Karate Kid' Ruined The Modern World
Fuck The Karate Kid: Why Life is So Much Harder Than We Think, by Dr. David Wong
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- By Jason Pargin
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The 5 Worst Deaths Written for Great Characters (And Why)
Occasionally you see a character die in an abrupt, pointless way that seemed to have been written in as an afterthought, or even in such an undignified way that you suspect the writers included it as a 'screw you' to the actor. Well, there's a reason for that.
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- By Travis Harder
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The 10 Greatest Fictional Sports Ever Invented
Not all fictional sports are created equal. However, most are loads more entertaining than real sports.
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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Kick-Ass Scores A Tentative 'F#@k Yeah' Out of 10
Yes, the movie lives up to its title. In fact, I'd go so far as to say the things these characters do with weapons remind me of the first time I ever saw 'Equilibrium' or 'The Matrix.' Vaughn even has a character specifically name-drop John Woo.
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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The 7 Most Soul-Crushing Series Finales in TV History
There are two ways to end a televisions series: Quietly and respectfully or by loading as much WTF fuel into the last show as possible. Guess which option these guys chose?
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- By Greg Welsh
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