Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
SpongeBob Somehow Reminds Us Sexuality Is A Spectrum
Our sexual preferences grow and change throughout our lives, like terrifying little cuttlefish.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- June 15, 2020
The Central Park Birdwatcher Worked At Marvel (And Put Dr. Strange In A Thong)
Chris Cooper singlehandedly made Marvel more LGTBQ friendly.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- June 15, 2020
5 Doomsday Scenarios (Hollywood Totally Screwed Up)
The end of the world looks way different than you might expect.
- By JM McNab
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- June 15, 2020
Hell, Yes, Disney Should Overhaul 'Splash Mountain'
Disney wants you to ride 'Song of the South' but not watch it?
- By JM McNab
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- June 12, 2020
3 Insane Film Genres You Need To Watch
Get ready for some curious viewing.
- By Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
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- June 12, 2020
Disturbing Real Talk: Marty and His Mom Would've Made A Good Couple
Hey, it's all in the movie.
- By Heidi Lux
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- June 12, 2020
What To Do With 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'
It needs to be brave enough to full-commit to it's premise.
- By Luis Prada
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- June 12, 2020
Netflix Apparently Didn't Realize It Was Peddling Blackface
Yes, it’s a seemingly infinite amount of content, but surely someone has to vet potential inclusions for offensive slurs, Carrot Top, and other hate crimes.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- June 11, 2020
Every Film Series Should Follow Texas Chainsaw Massacre's Lead
Sequel? Prequel? Who cares, it's got chainsaws in it
- By Daniel Dockery
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- June 11, 2020
Why Hollywood's Liberal Reputation Is BS
It's the money, baby.
- By William Kuechenberg
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- June 11, 2020
What Happened To The Phone Booth From 'Bill & Ted' Is Heinous
At least no one has defiled Doc Brown's DeLorean ... that we know of.
- By JM McNab
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- June 11, 2020
'Masterchef Junior' Is A Low-Key Horror Show
The world's most delightful cooking show has to be psychological torture on these kids.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 10, 2020
The 'Twist' In The New James Bond Movie Isn’t Shocking; It Was Inevitable
A 30-year-old cartoon already beat them to it.
- By JM McNab
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- June 10, 2020
Huh? Ways Movies Were Betrayed By Their Own Sequels
You don't notice how watered-down these sequels are till you revisit the originals.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- June 10, 2020
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